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1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Define, "friends," on fa. That I'm watching, yes. That are watching me, maybe.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning or afternoon, but I'll take what I can get.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side closest to the door.

4. Do you masturbate?
I'm a divorced man who was sexually neglected by my ex. What do you YOU think?
To put it more blunt, my left hand did a better job than my ex EVER did.

5. How often? Lately?
Every other day, and last night.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nobody wants to see some sweaty, hairy, gelatinous landmass take their clothes off, let alone PAY to see that.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
I looove baths, but I prefer showers.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Not yet, but I'm still searching....

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Sure! Hell, I swap some good yiff pix with buddies ALL the time!

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. Married a passive girl, and learned how lousy it really is...

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Nope. At this point, I'm not even sure if intimate, "love," even exists for me.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Irl? Hell no! Lol. With the rate that I met new people irl, I'd NEVER meet all these awesome people that I watch!

13. Would you choose love or money?
Like I said earlier, I'm not sure if love is really meant for me. That being said, money.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Light bondage, being dominated, and uber foreplay!

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Nope! But then again, I've only had three different sex partners

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Bed. Again, boring sex partner for a wife is never a good choice

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Car.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Not yet... maybe in the future.....

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yep. I prefer women, but a guy will do in a dry spell...

24. What's your sexual preference?
Holy shit, I just barely answered this question! ^^

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
No.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Does my left hand count?

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Oh yeah!

29. Bought something from an adult store?
No, I just went there to stare at the female workers and breathe heavily.... Of course, I bought something, dumbass!

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Sadly, no.

31. If yes, how many and what are they? >o>
N/A

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yeah, I've blinded a few poor people with a few pix...

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Not yet.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
RP's are the most action I get these days...

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Intercourse? No. Sex, in general, FUCK YES!

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Girl on top.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Foreplay, of course!

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Maaaaaaaaybe.....

40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say nobody. It's not like anyone actually READS my journals! Maybe if I were more interesting, I'd make a few random guesses/challenges, but I'm gonna say nobody right now.