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12 years ago
Are looks important in a relationship?
Subjectively speaking, its a bit important yes. Obviously ya gotta be attractive to me if I'm gonna like ya!
Are relationships ever worth it?
Can't really say from personal experience, really ... so, mostly yes?
Are you in a relationship?
Nopers
Are you in love?
Positilutely absotively.
Are you single this year?
So far, we're only one month in!
Can you commit to one person?
Easy as pie
Describe your crush:
I have an ongoing crush for Holo the wise wolf just like EVERYBODY ELSE
Describe your perfect mate:
Geeky, shorter than me, spontaneous, positive, open-minded, big-hearted, sex-positive, colorful, a sense of humor that can rival my own, romantic, .... and curvy if at all possible ^.^;
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Nah, true love is like a bridge, it needs to be built. They can be built FAST or SLOW, but still needs to be built.
Do you ever want to get married?
That'd be cool if it were the right person.
Do you forgive betrayal?
Ostensibly yes, given enough time.
Do you get jealous easily?
Not easily comparing to most of my (monogamous) friends, but it happens. I mean, I'm monogamous too, its just that I now of some friends who juggle way more in their relationships than I have, and by comparison to them, I'd be considered jealous.
Do you have a crush on anyone?
Not technically
Do you have any piercings?
Zero!
Do you have any tattoos?
Zilch!
Do you like kissing in public?
As long as its genuine and not, ya know, 'showy'.
Do you masturbate?
Yup
Do you shave your neither regions?
Haven't really, no.
Do you shower every day?
Yes.
Do you think someone has feelings for you?
I know at least one person does! For various reasons though, we're not together, as easy at it would make things for V-day etc etc
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I believe a couple folks might be, which makes me wag.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Of course! I find it a little silly about this whole 'countdown timer for cheating' in these memes. That's not really a problem with me, like, ever. Got bigger things to worry about than fidelity (or lack-thereof).
Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
Anything's possible.
Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
Huh DUH when do I not?
Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
I suppose, just worded differently, I guess.
Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
Yeah those are always so sweet ... which is why I'm keen on writing them!
Have you ever been cheated on?
Yeah once, and once was enough.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Gawd, never.
Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
I'm quite comfortable with the way I look and the way my body is.
Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
Yeah - it seems that's all I ever really cry about these days, anyway.
Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
Pfffttt hahaha story of my life.
Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
For sure
Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
Ish? Bit of a grey area there.
Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
Yeah, and they were right, honestly. Ah well, "The heart is not so easily changed. But ... the head can be persuaded!"
Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Surprisingly no, I tend to find out right away if I'd develop feelings for someone and I'm always right.
Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
I suppose. Huh ... I think I've taken this survey before. I wonder what's different this time around.
Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
Dude that's half my romance right there.
How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
Ohoh maybe three seconds. Four tops.
How long was your longest relationship?
Little over two years.
How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
Just the one girlfriend, officially.
How old are you?
27
If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
It depends really
If your first true love knocked on your door with an apology and presents, would you accept?
That's already happened, and I did accept, but neither of those got us back together, it just made us easier friends after the break-up.
Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
Yes
Is there anyone you've given up on? Why?
Well my ex of course, thats about it. She's different now, and married, so it wouldn't do either of us good to try things again.
Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
No thankfully!
Is there someone you will never forget?
Several someone's!
Share a relationship story.
Well I got a few, but lets go with a wishy washy feely story. It was the summer of 09! Billy Mayes was still alive, but Bea Arthur wasn't! Everything was right with the world ...
Class at DVC was starting and even though I wasn't enrolled, I accompanied my gf at the time to campus. I'd spend time between her classes writing poems for her, and when we had time off we'd watch Dr. Who and cuddle on the grass. I can surely I say I learned a lot about stuff in general at DVC that year, and I didn't take a single class.
State 8 facts about your body:
I weigh 140 lbs!
I have three nipples!!!
I wear a size 13 shoe.
I have baaaad circulation.
I have even worse lower back problems.
I have grey blue eyes!
My ears look slightly elf-like!
I've never broken a bone in my body.
Things you want to say to an ex:
"We don't even know where the Moraga library is!!"
What do you look like?
Shaggy. That's it, literally.
What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
Three years?
What is the first thing you notice in someone?
Smile, I think?
What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
Transform into a werewolf!
What is your definition of cheating?
Getting intimimate with someone outside the relationship without communicating it first.
What is your favourite roleplay?
I'm a simple man with simple pleasures! Therefore - probably tying someone up. #SoVanilla
What is your idea of the perfect date?
Watching anime, maybe some cuddles, followed by a trip to Homeroom boooyyyyyyyyy.
Wow, my ideal date is literally just hanging out. That's cool.
What is your sexual orientation?
Kinda Bi
What turns you off?
Excessive cursing, being quick to judge, or lack of interest in anything carnal/physical/intimate. (I'm a physical guy! These long arms need something to curl around!) *noodleflail*
What turns you on?
Ohoh here's the juicy stuff. Alternative color hair, making animal noises, leaving claw marks, subby behavior, large cup size (typical I know), anything with stripes, uhmmm ... thats all I can think of right now.
What words do you like to hear during sex?
As far as words go, I dunno. I think we'd both be too busy biting and clawing to say much.
What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Honestly I've been lucky that most of the sweetest things I can think of have already been done. <3
What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
Drawn all the main characters to a novel I was writing.
What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
Agh I dunno! I don't think about my own favors for others. A couple things come to mind, but they're a bit personal and typing them here would make that person a little embarrassed.
What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
I don't believe age makes a huge difference unless it gets in the way of a person's opinions and beliefs harmonizing with someone else's.
What’s your dirtiest secret?
Ohoh let me just type that in my public journal. Yes good idea.
When was the last time you felt jealous?
Uhm, probably 2-3 months ago?
When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Eh 3-4 months ago?
Who are five people you find attractive?
Like famous people? Or people I know?
I dunno. If you really want a list, comment and I'll add it afterward.
Who is the last person you hugged?
My pal Ryshili ^^
Who was your first kiss with?
My first girlfriend
Why did your last relationship fail?
Part identity crisis, part cheating.
Hope you enjoyed the house of insanity.
Lets do it again sometime, bbby. (The extra B is for BYOBB) (The extra B there is just a typo)
Subjectively speaking, its a bit important yes. Obviously ya gotta be attractive to me if I'm gonna like ya!
Are relationships ever worth it?
Can't really say from personal experience, really ... so, mostly yes?
Are you in a relationship?
Nopers
Are you in love?
Positilutely absotively.
Are you single this year?
So far, we're only one month in!
Can you commit to one person?
Easy as pie
Describe your crush:
I have an ongoing crush for Holo the wise wolf just like EVERYBODY ELSE
Describe your perfect mate:
Geeky, shorter than me, spontaneous, positive, open-minded, big-hearted, sex-positive, colorful, a sense of humor that can rival my own, romantic, .... and curvy if at all possible ^.^;
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Nah, true love is like a bridge, it needs to be built. They can be built FAST or SLOW, but still needs to be built.
Do you ever want to get married?
That'd be cool if it were the right person.
Do you forgive betrayal?
Ostensibly yes, given enough time.
Do you get jealous easily?
Not easily comparing to most of my (monogamous) friends, but it happens. I mean, I'm monogamous too, its just that I now of some friends who juggle way more in their relationships than I have, and by comparison to them, I'd be considered jealous.
Do you have a crush on anyone?
Not technically
Do you have any piercings?
Zero!
Do you have any tattoos?
Zilch!
Do you like kissing in public?
As long as its genuine and not, ya know, 'showy'.
Do you masturbate?
Yup
Do you shave your neither regions?
Haven't really, no.
Do you shower every day?
Yes.
Do you think someone has feelings for you?
I know at least one person does! For various reasons though, we're not together, as easy at it would make things for V-day etc etc
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I believe a couple folks might be, which makes me wag.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Of course! I find it a little silly about this whole 'countdown timer for cheating' in these memes. That's not really a problem with me, like, ever. Got bigger things to worry about than fidelity (or lack-thereof).
Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
Anything's possible.
Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
Huh DUH when do I not?
Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
I suppose, just worded differently, I guess.
Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
Yeah those are always so sweet ... which is why I'm keen on writing them!
Have you ever been cheated on?
Yeah once, and once was enough.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Gawd, never.
Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
I'm quite comfortable with the way I look and the way my body is.
Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
Yeah - it seems that's all I ever really cry about these days, anyway.
Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
Pfffttt hahaha story of my life.
Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
For sure
Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
Ish? Bit of a grey area there.
Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
Yeah, and they were right, honestly. Ah well, "The heart is not so easily changed. But ... the head can be persuaded!"
Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Surprisingly no, I tend to find out right away if I'd develop feelings for someone and I'm always right.
Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
I suppose. Huh ... I think I've taken this survey before. I wonder what's different this time around.
Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
Dude that's half my romance right there.
How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
Ohoh maybe three seconds. Four tops.
How long was your longest relationship?
Little over two years.
How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
Just the one girlfriend, officially.
How old are you?
27
If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
It depends really
If your first true love knocked on your door with an apology and presents, would you accept?
That's already happened, and I did accept, but neither of those got us back together, it just made us easier friends after the break-up.
Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
Yes
Is there anyone you've given up on? Why?
Well my ex of course, thats about it. She's different now, and married, so it wouldn't do either of us good to try things again.
Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
No thankfully!
Is there someone you will never forget?
Several someone's!
Share a relationship story.
Well I got a few, but lets go with a wishy washy feely story. It was the summer of 09! Billy Mayes was still alive, but Bea Arthur wasn't! Everything was right with the world ...
Class at DVC was starting and even though I wasn't enrolled, I accompanied my gf at the time to campus. I'd spend time between her classes writing poems for her, and when we had time off we'd watch Dr. Who and cuddle on the grass. I can surely I say I learned a lot about stuff in general at DVC that year, and I didn't take a single class.
State 8 facts about your body:
I weigh 140 lbs!
I have three nipples!!!
I wear a size 13 shoe.
I have baaaad circulation.
I have even worse lower back problems.
I have grey blue eyes!
My ears look slightly elf-like!
I've never broken a bone in my body.
Things you want to say to an ex:
"We don't even know where the Moraga library is!!"
What do you look like?
Shaggy. That's it, literally.
What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
Three years?
What is the first thing you notice in someone?
Smile, I think?
What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
Transform into a werewolf!
What is your definition of cheating?
Getting intimimate with someone outside the relationship without communicating it first.
What is your favourite roleplay?
I'm a simple man with simple pleasures! Therefore - probably tying someone up. #SoVanilla
What is your idea of the perfect date?
Watching anime, maybe some cuddles, followed by a trip to Homeroom boooyyyyyyyyy.
Wow, my ideal date is literally just hanging out. That's cool.
What is your sexual orientation?
Kinda Bi
What turns you off?
Excessive cursing, being quick to judge, or lack of interest in anything carnal/physical/intimate. (I'm a physical guy! These long arms need something to curl around!) *noodleflail*
What turns you on?
Ohoh here's the juicy stuff. Alternative color hair, making animal noises, leaving claw marks, subby behavior, large cup size (typical I know), anything with stripes, uhmmm ... thats all I can think of right now.
What words do you like to hear during sex?
As far as words go, I dunno. I think we'd both be too busy biting and clawing to say much.
What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Honestly I've been lucky that most of the sweetest things I can think of have already been done. <3
What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
Drawn all the main characters to a novel I was writing.
What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
Agh I dunno! I don't think about my own favors for others. A couple things come to mind, but they're a bit personal and typing them here would make that person a little embarrassed.
What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
I don't believe age makes a huge difference unless it gets in the way of a person's opinions and beliefs harmonizing with someone else's.
What’s your dirtiest secret?
Ohoh let me just type that in my public journal. Yes good idea.
When was the last time you felt jealous?
Uhm, probably 2-3 months ago?
When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Eh 3-4 months ago?
Who are five people you find attractive?
Like famous people? Or people I know?
I dunno. If you really want a list, comment and I'll add it afterward.
Who is the last person you hugged?
My pal Ryshili ^^
Who was your first kiss with?
My first girlfriend
Why did your last relationship fail?
Part identity crisis, part cheating.
Hope you enjoyed the house of insanity.
Lets do it again sometime, bbby. (The extra B is for BYOBB) (The extra B there is just a typo)
