Sex meme! (shamelessly stolen from an otter)
12 years ago
General
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Besides the ones I already do? Yeah! several x3
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes Doesnt matter what time of day it is
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left side usually, or whichever is closer to the window.
4. Do you masturbate?
A lot. A lot a lot.
5. How often? Lately?
like multiple times a day. I may have a problem.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
nope
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. I dont fit in baths.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yep! It can be fun since you can do things in the shower you can outside of it.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yes, often. but not with other people.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends on the person and my mood I suppose, though most of the time I like agressive.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love several of them as very close friends and some as family.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
on my watch list? No, my skype list? I like to think i know most of them.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. I had it once and money just wasnt as important. Dont get me wrong, money can make up for alot.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Rimming (butt on my face) is on of my biggest turn-on's. after that it would have to be dominance/submission and roughness. though the second two tend to change some times.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Im not sure I understand the question but if my guess is correct then yes and it was an accident but still not pleasant.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
my bed.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Glass elevator.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
yeah. by my mother. most awkward moment of my life. ruined an amazing time with this guy (never saw him again) :/
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
no, im curious but im worried Ill just get frustrated at the look dont touch.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
yeah though most of the time im too timid to go.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
nope, sex ninja!
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
by default!
24. What's your sexual preference?
Gay.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
does it count if it was a sex theater playing a porno?
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes!
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yup!
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
yep, there are several near me.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Some gear and toys.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
A small collection.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
A pump, three dildos, a cock sheath, sounds, a spread eagle strap set, poppers, lube and some sexy clothing.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
ohh yeah.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
not yet thank god,
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Lame, but yes
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Sure have, I like.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes but its the lightest of the bunch.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
All. I like them all.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Getting hammered in the ass?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
A few times!
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Hmm, to call them out..
sadomi
zharr_18
jerome-kai and im sure several others (almost typed otters there)
Besides the ones I already do? Yeah! several x3
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes Doesnt matter what time of day it is
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left side usually, or whichever is closer to the window.
4. Do you masturbate?
A lot. A lot a lot.
5. How often? Lately?
like multiple times a day. I may have a problem.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
nope
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. I dont fit in baths.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yep! It can be fun since you can do things in the shower you can outside of it.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yes, often. but not with other people.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends on the person and my mood I suppose, though most of the time I like agressive.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love several of them as very close friends and some as family.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
on my watch list? No, my skype list? I like to think i know most of them.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. I had it once and money just wasnt as important. Dont get me wrong, money can make up for alot.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Rimming (butt on my face) is on of my biggest turn-on's. after that it would have to be dominance/submission and roughness. though the second two tend to change some times.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Im not sure I understand the question but if my guess is correct then yes and it was an accident but still not pleasant.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
my bed.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Glass elevator.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
yeah. by my mother. most awkward moment of my life. ruined an amazing time with this guy (never saw him again) :/
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
no, im curious but im worried Ill just get frustrated at the look dont touch.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
yeah though most of the time im too timid to go.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
nope, sex ninja!
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
by default!
24. What's your sexual preference?
Gay.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
does it count if it was a sex theater playing a porno?
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes!
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yup!
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
yep, there are several near me.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Some gear and toys.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
A small collection.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
A pump, three dildos, a cock sheath, sounds, a spread eagle strap set, poppers, lube and some sexy clothing.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
ohh yeah.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
not yet thank god,
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Lame, but yes
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Sure have, I like.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes but its the lightest of the bunch.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
All. I like them all.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Getting hammered in the ass?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
A few times!
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Hmm, to call them out..
sadomi
zharr_18
jerome-kai and im sure several others (almost typed otters there)
Sadomi
~sadomi
God damn it... You had to call me out on this didnt you?
ArgentFang
~argentfang
This was a very interesting meme to do....
bluepawzwolf
~bluepawzwolf
LOL, and all I can think is typical fox when reading the responses...
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