Let's do this thang!
11 years ago
"Keep It Simple Stupid"
..and here.. we.. go!
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
*psst* I already am 0_0.. he's my fiancee <3
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night, when everyone is calm and the day is done.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I sleep on the right side of the mattress.
4. Do you masturbate?
Not often.
5. How often? Lately?
Not often, like.. almost never.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
LOL no.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. I like the hot water on my head and shoulders ^_^
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yeah.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I look on e621..mostly for art purposes. We had a New Year's party and almost everyone was looking at porn pics on that site XDD Good times, and childhood memories ruined.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive at times, but knows when to be passive when I want to be aggressive LOL
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love them all!!
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I only have three so.. I do know them all but have only met two IRL
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Light biting, rubbing (like my back or legs), and oral XDD
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Um yes. That's all I'm leaving it to and please don't ask.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Nice new king sized bed we have
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the car behind some storage units XDD
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yep, it's awkward.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yeah, it's not that cool IMO. It was okay and I had fun, but girls with fake boobs kind of gross me out.. due to the fact that they LOOK really fake and unnatural.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Sort of. Someone tried to get me to go with them backstage at a concert at The Hub, which is half bar. I didn't go because I was only 16 and my dad almost punched the dude out XDD he was part of the band we went to see.. Hatebreed.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No, the only thing I ever did with the same sex is go on a "date" which was sort of awkward and didn't feel like a date at all. We decided it wasn't going to work out haha
24. What's your sexual orientation?
Straight.. I like the D
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, but gave oral sort of once. TMI
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yeah, but in the shower where it's clean.. then got dirty XDD
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yep, worked at a hotel as a housekeeper and he worked the front desk.. took one of the vacant rooms and...
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
One or two times. Once by myself.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Once, bought an outfit for a surprise date night.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I think so.. one of mine broke (battery issue), then we have another one.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Just one. Cerberus.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
YUP
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
LOL awkward. No.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
I've "sext-ed" before.. it's okay. A little weird.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Like..over Facebook chat? I don't think so..
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yeah, it's something you only do with someone you love and trust. I don't let any joe shmoe down there lol
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggie
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Act?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
NOPE
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Well, since one person on my friends list already did it.. that leaves the other two lol
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
*psst* I already am 0_0.. he's my fiancee <3
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night, when everyone is calm and the day is done.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I sleep on the right side of the mattress.
4. Do you masturbate?
Not often.
5. How often? Lately?
Not often, like.. almost never.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
LOL no.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. I like the hot water on my head and shoulders ^_^
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yeah.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I look on e621..mostly for art purposes. We had a New Year's party and almost everyone was looking at porn pics on that site XDD Good times, and childhood memories ruined.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive at times, but knows when to be passive when I want to be aggressive LOL
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love them all!!
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I only have three so.. I do know them all but have only met two IRL
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Light biting, rubbing (like my back or legs), and oral XDD
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Um yes. That's all I'm leaving it to and please don't ask.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Nice new king sized bed we have
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the car behind some storage units XDD
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yep, it's awkward.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yeah, it's not that cool IMO. It was okay and I had fun, but girls with fake boobs kind of gross me out.. due to the fact that they LOOK really fake and unnatural.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Sort of. Someone tried to get me to go with them backstage at a concert at The Hub, which is half bar. I didn't go because I was only 16 and my dad almost punched the dude out XDD he was part of the band we went to see.. Hatebreed.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No, the only thing I ever did with the same sex is go on a "date" which was sort of awkward and didn't feel like a date at all. We decided it wasn't going to work out haha
24. What's your sexual orientation?
Straight.. I like the D
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, but gave oral sort of once. TMI
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yeah, but in the shower where it's clean.. then got dirty XDD
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yep, worked at a hotel as a housekeeper and he worked the front desk.. took one of the vacant rooms and...
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
One or two times. Once by myself.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Once, bought an outfit for a surprise date night.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I think so.. one of mine broke (battery issue), then we have another one.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Just one. Cerberus.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
YUP
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
LOL awkward. No.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
I've "sext-ed" before.. it's okay. A little weird.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Like..over Facebook chat? I don't think so..
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yeah, it's something you only do with someone you love and trust. I don't let any joe shmoe down there lol
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggie
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Act?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
NOPE
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Well, since one person on my friends list already did it.. that leaves the other two lol

Deep-FriedLutefisk
~deep-friedlutefisk
#9 I totally forgot about that!!! XD;;;

Viperholic
~viperholic
OP
haha it was pretty awesome.. you started it XDD