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Rule: Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you...

1) Your name?
Dan
Dan is code word for dumb ass nigger. It is used when a white person wants to express his feelings in a crowd of blacks and at the same time avoid being shot.

Wow i am not!

2) Your age?
221) A .22 caliber handgun
2) Any rim that measures 22 inches in size
3) Slang term used for women to let you know they are prostitutes.

1) Don't tote no 22's
2) Magnum cost me 22, sat it on them 22's
3) Lil mama super thick, she say she 22



3) One of your friends?
Jayce
A rare species of "Bestest-best-friend-ever".

Fact!
I wish I had a Jayce :(

4) What should you be doing?
Sleep
You have been awake for 18 hours and are now viewing this useless definition of sleep. You are very tired and your brain is not functioning at its normal capacity. The bags under your eyes are starting to weigh you down. It's 1:30am and you have to get up at 6:30am for work. Another coffee wont help you now...
Turn off your computer and get some sleep you net junky!!

5) Favorite color?
Red
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!

6) Hometown?
Middle of Nowhere
anywhere that isn't the city. suburbs, countryside, small towns. places nobody's heard of unless they live there.
my car broke down and i'm fucking stranded in the middle of nowhere.

7) Month of your birthday?
December
The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.

8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
Shalon
a loose floppy raunchy quiefy vagina
did you see the sick Shalon on that camping trip dude??
9)Who do you really care about?
mom
he woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom?

10) What are you listening to ?
Blink-182
a band that "real punks" like to make fun of because they arent quite punk enough for them. Blink 182 is one of the most original bands out there, and its not impossible to like hardcore punk and Blink-182. They are not Simple Plan and they are not Good fucking Charlotte. They were around before those bands were picking up instruments, so suck my fucking cock if you don't like them
-Ha look at this loser, he likes Blink-182!
-Ha look at this loser, he has my dick in his mouth!