A traveling salesman's car broke down in front of a farmers home one evening, so he asked to use their phone, he was told the earliest they could get to him would be in the morning, so he then turned to the farmer and asked if he could stay for the night

"I could let you sleep with my daughter," the farmer said, "if you promise not to bother her."

The salesman agreed.

After a hearty supper, he was led to the room. He undressed in the dark, and slipped into bed, and felt the farmer's daughter at his side. He tried to be friendly, but she didn't respond to his comments, or touch, so he went to sleep

The next morning he asked if he owed them anything for their hospitality

"Nope, since you had to share the bed," the farmer said.

"Your daughter is very cold," the salesman commented.

"Yes, I know," said the farmer. We're going to bury her today>"