i stole this from my very good friend amandalove

[X] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you. (damn computer its ITS fault i died >.<)

[] You have run into a glass/screen door. (not that i can remember

[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. now i want to

[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (ok king kong DONT BE GAY, i know im a horible person but at the end of king kong i kept thinking of the south park episode with the gay dog i started giggleing and my friend gave me a dirty look. not the first time i laughed at an inapropriate time >.<)

[X] You have run into a tree/bush. (the trees, they are out to get me. I SWEAR)

[ ] You have been called a blonde. (im a dirty blonde, im so dirty X})

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (I dont know lemme try)

[X] You just tried to lick your elbow. (yes.... SHUT UP IM GULIBLE AT TIMES >.<)

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune. (i put two and two togeather... its 7 right?)

[ ] You sang them to make sure. (HA didnt get me this time you stupid meme)

[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (DOWN A FLIGHT OF STARES HAHAHAHAHAHA)

[X] You have choked on your own spit. (i duknow maybe)

[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it

[ ] You type with three fingers or less. (i type faster then a computer <,< i square)

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[X] You have caught yourself drooling. (i have woken up drooling.... all the time)

[X] You have fallen asleep in class. (i think so i didnt even get woken up by the teacher)

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (what was i thinking about again? just kidding)

[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.(my train of thought has a drunken driver)

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. (on ocasion when im tired i square)

[ ] You have eaten a bug by accident.

[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (i always should be doing something more important then what i am doing)

[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (often enough -_-)

[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket. (pencil in my ear)

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't. (and i never found true love untill i denied one <,< no i dont im just kidding around)

[X] You break/lose a lot of things. (and im still looking for my keys -_-)

[X] You tilt your head when you're confused. (hmm? *tilts head*)

[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (i think i saw jesus once but no one came to see or beleived me *crys*)

[X] The word "um" is used many times a day. (ummmmmm)

[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (what, huh?)

A bit about me:
Name: Ryan "Avaria Demon" Richmond
Age: 19
Race: Crimson dragon, whiter then sour cream irl
Element: ummm helium! i mean energy
Immunities: im imune to immunities
Weaknesses: it dosnt matter im a lover not a fighter ^_^
Hobbies: drawing, writing, playing with my purple helmut warrior... did i say that aloud?
Favorite Fetish: feet/paws, tickling, and pleasure are the main ones but there are some lesser ones
Favorite Drink: mauntain dew the dew
Favorite Fruit: apples
Friends: I HAVE NO FRIENDS *crys* wait, no i have a couple friends here and there
Mated: virgin guilty as charged -_- but i am interested in some on ^_^