1. What is your name and gender?
Bandit - guy parts

2. What is your partners name and gender?
I don't have one!

3. How old are you?
20!

4. How old is your partner?
I don't have one.

5. Age difference?
None.

6. What is your sexual Orientation/Preference?
Biiiiii

7. How long have you two been together?
NO PARTNER!!

8. What do you like about your partner?
HE/SHE AIN'T AROUND.

9. Will you be spending this valentines day together?
SURE PIZZA FOR ONE PLEASE.

10. What's your ideal, romantic date?
Food, movie, making fun of porn, cuddling or some shit like that.

11. What is the nicest thing your partner has done for you?
I DONT HAVE ONE.

12. What is the most romantic moment you two shared?
SHOULD I JUST MAKE UP A PARTNER? FINE, HER NAME IS JULIE!

13. Personal question time: Have you two gone "all the way?"
NO SHE PUT A LOCK ON HER VAGINA.

14. If so, when was your first time?
THAT LOCK WON'T BREAK.

15. Have you taken a bath/shower together at all?
No cause she smells weird.

16. Do you live together?
No cause she acts weird.

17. Do you find your partner attractive?
No cause she looks weird.

18. Any turn-ons?
When she looks pretty.

19. Do you see marriage in your future?
No cause I won't put a ring on it.

20. What about kids?
Her kids would look weird.

21. Do you like valentines day?
No, not really.

22. What is your favorite thing to do with your partner?
Putting a paper bag over her face.

23. What is your guys' song?
Cocking On Dick Dance Song by Majela Zeze Diamond

24. And lastly, any final thoughts on your relationship?
Sweaty sweaty sex, sweaty sweaty dickie.