[X] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.

[X] You have run into a glass/screen door.

[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

[X] You have run into a tree/bush.(cactus >.<)

[ ] You have been called a blonde.

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. ((I know that it ISN'T)

[X] You just tried to lick your elbow. (.....maybe......)

[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune. (like...for seriouslyness?!)

[X] You sang them to make sure. (Holy shit....)

[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (running through the woods in heavy clothing holding a paintball gun and vines are not your friend)

[X] You have choked on your own spit.(multiple times)

[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it

[X] You type with three fingers or less. (you got a problem with that?)

[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (the toaster....cooking pop tarts....i shit you not)

[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

[X] You have fallen asleep in class.(last year when I had terrible sleep issues)

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.(....I think?)

[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[X] You have eaten a bug by accident. (lady bugs taste nasty)

[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.(pfft, homework can wait...right?)

[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket.(on my face if we're talking about my glasses)

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.

[X] You break/lose a lot of things. (do not trust me with your children. I will lose them.)

[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[X] You have fallen out of your chair before. (while choking on a breadstick *nods*)

[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. ( I see dead people...)

[X] The word "um" is used many times a day.

[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

eh, i didn't do TOO bad....