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About the announcment of Sonic Boom...
11 years ago
And yes, I am talking about the game AND the TV show. I went through the YouTube comments and most of them are this:
Why are Sonic's arms blue?
The character design for (insert character's name here) sucks!!
Why are they wearing bandages??
So, before I continue torturing myself by reading more of these, these need to be addressed, if anything, for the sake of getting this off my chest.
1. Why are Sonic's arms blue?
What kind of prissy little fuckface would whine about Sonic's arms being blue? Why even bring that up?? And besides, Silver's arms have silver fur, like the rest of him. Shadow's arms have black and red fur, like the rest of him. Why can't Sonic's arms have blue fur, LIKE THE REST OF HIM?! And this is also a minor detail, just like his green eyes- Oh wait. I forgot. The Sonic fanboys have also complained about Sonic's green eyes as well!! And yes....ALL of these complaints are from Sonic Fanboys....guess they haven't run out of steam yet. DO THESE IDIOTS RUN ON ENERGIZER BATTERIES OR SOMETHING?! REALLY!!!
2. The character design for (insert character's name here) sucks!!
Alright listen, you little ass-munch. That's your OPINION talking. Say it with me. O-PIN-ION. You know, that thing that ISN'T a fact. So stop treating it like one! You think the character design sucks, but I happen to like the character design. Especially Tails' and Knuckles' designs. Knuckles was always a powerhouse. Now he looks like one. And Sonic doesn't even look that different to me. Tails looks like he's actually a "gearhead genius kid" which he is. Amy....doesn't even look different. *takes another look at Amy's design* ....Holy crud, she looks awesome now!! Granted, now she looks like she's a little young to marry Sonic, but she actually looks a little stylish now. Anyways, in my opinion, the most fitting design change for any character so far is Knuckles'. He was always able to smash through boulders, stones wall and sometimes, even through metal, but he had nearly the same body structure as Sonic. Now he even LOOKS like he has an insane amount of strength. Haven't seen much of Eggman's design though. Wish I could see more to give it a fair judgment on how it looks. Lastly, they could've been way worse than what we have now. Trust me on this.
3. Why are they all wearing bandages??
Oh gosh, I see this one the most. While I admit it is a little odd to see them all sporting bandages, let's keep in mind of the setting, which appears to be a tropical island with it large amount of ancient ruins, judging from the screenshots. And after seeing the trailer for the TV series, the first setting is a desert, which would make the whole 'bandage' apparel more fitting. Otherwise, I don't know, and I don't care, since it's a minor detail at most.
I see no reason at all to bitch this much over these changes, since some of them actually fit. But then again, it's the Sonic fanbase. They're always gonna bitch about something, ANYTHING really. And if you want proof, find a Sonic Boom trailer with a lot of view and a lot of comments. You're going to find a least ONE each of the three complaints I've listed above, I'm sure. If you're a Sonic fan with a functioning brain somewhere in your skull (A.K.A., you're either indifferent or you have a modest opinion about the new series and the changes), then no need to worry. This rant was not directed towards you. But if you're a Sonic fantard who always bitches and bitches, and BITCHES about such trivial changes, whether it be eye color, longer quills or god forbid, the old "stretched out character design" bullshit, then please....either grow thicker skin, stop nitpicking over the design, and stop being so freaking intolerant when it comes to even the smallest changes in the appearances of the characters, or kindly walk out the door and leave as soon as possible before you give me a headache with your constant whining and fidgeting.
If I made any typos, spelling errors or other mistakes, please let me know.
Why are Sonic's arms blue?
The character design for (insert character's name here) sucks!!
Why are they wearing bandages??
So, before I continue torturing myself by reading more of these, these need to be addressed, if anything, for the sake of getting this off my chest.
1. Why are Sonic's arms blue?
What kind of prissy little fuckface would whine about Sonic's arms being blue? Why even bring that up?? And besides, Silver's arms have silver fur, like the rest of him. Shadow's arms have black and red fur, like the rest of him. Why can't Sonic's arms have blue fur, LIKE THE REST OF HIM?! And this is also a minor detail, just like his green eyes- Oh wait. I forgot. The Sonic fanboys have also complained about Sonic's green eyes as well!! And yes....ALL of these complaints are from Sonic Fanboys....guess they haven't run out of steam yet. DO THESE IDIOTS RUN ON ENERGIZER BATTERIES OR SOMETHING?! REALLY!!!
2. The character design for (insert character's name here) sucks!!
Alright listen, you little ass-munch. That's your OPINION talking. Say it with me. O-PIN-ION. You know, that thing that ISN'T a fact. So stop treating it like one! You think the character design sucks, but I happen to like the character design. Especially Tails' and Knuckles' designs. Knuckles was always a powerhouse. Now he looks like one. And Sonic doesn't even look that different to me. Tails looks like he's actually a "gearhead genius kid" which he is. Amy....doesn't even look different. *takes another look at Amy's design* ....Holy crud, she looks awesome now!! Granted, now she looks like she's a little young to marry Sonic, but she actually looks a little stylish now. Anyways, in my opinion, the most fitting design change for any character so far is Knuckles'. He was always able to smash through boulders, stones wall and sometimes, even through metal, but he had nearly the same body structure as Sonic. Now he even LOOKS like he has an insane amount of strength. Haven't seen much of Eggman's design though. Wish I could see more to give it a fair judgment on how it looks. Lastly, they could've been way worse than what we have now. Trust me on this.
3. Why are they all wearing bandages??
Oh gosh, I see this one the most. While I admit it is a little odd to see them all sporting bandages, let's keep in mind of the setting, which appears to be a tropical island with it large amount of ancient ruins, judging from the screenshots. And after seeing the trailer for the TV series, the first setting is a desert, which would make the whole 'bandage' apparel more fitting. Otherwise, I don't know, and I don't care, since it's a minor detail at most.
I see no reason at all to bitch this much over these changes, since some of them actually fit. But then again, it's the Sonic fanbase. They're always gonna bitch about something, ANYTHING really. And if you want proof, find a Sonic Boom trailer with a lot of view and a lot of comments. You're going to find a least ONE each of the three complaints I've listed above, I'm sure. If you're a Sonic fan with a functioning brain somewhere in your skull (A.K.A., you're either indifferent or you have a modest opinion about the new series and the changes), then no need to worry. This rant was not directed towards you. But if you're a Sonic fantard who always bitches and bitches, and BITCHES about such trivial changes, whether it be eye color, longer quills or god forbid, the old "stretched out character design" bullshit, then please....either grow thicker skin, stop nitpicking over the design, and stop being so freaking intolerant when it comes to even the smallest changes in the appearances of the characters, or kindly walk out the door and leave as soon as possible before you give me a headache with your constant whining and fidgeting.
If I made any typos, spelling errors or other mistakes, please let me know.
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