I want to but it would apparently cost me $1317.

How many hairy dicks did you calculate off that chart?

more than I have fingers

but in all seriousness sign me up I'll have some good idea cooked up by tomorrow

Well when you know what you'd like, come at me with an offer and we'll have some fun.

Okay how about something that in order to reproduce amputates a limb and impales it's partner with said limb in order to mix dna then the limb fuses with the partner and feeds off of it eventually falling of in a sort of pupa state eventually growing into an adult.

Where are your prices?

Prices? I am above mere prices. You pay me more and I'll do more.

Um, what?
You don't have a price sheet?

Not a recent one. I should make a new one.

Heck, this'll do for now:
http://cannibal-cartoonist.devianta.....ide-3112129191

"The page you were looking for doesn't exist."

:(

http://fav.me/d4vitsx ??

ah that worked!

http://fav.me/d4vitsx ??