"Eat This Never Diet Again"
12 years ago
Another useless rant, but fuck these ads. Fuck them hard.
You had to have run across them, they say "Eat this and never diet again!" and show the most disgusting "food" they can think of.
Latest one that made me post this is a closeup of a giant cyst on someone's hand. EEEEEEEYUCK THAT'S NOT EVEN FOOD WHYYY
They make me want to go on a diet, they're that bad!
"Bunny": 0% About to start soon
"Dragon": 0% About to start soon
"Merc": 25% 0% 0% 0% Sketches completed
"Deer": 10% Sketch complete awaiting further detail on character
"Sacrifice": 73% Flat color almost complete, working on bg's
"Spike": 50% Lineart complete
"Cantina": 100% 0% 0% Flat color complete, about to begin shading
You had to have run across them, they say "Eat this and never diet again!" and show the most disgusting "food" they can think of.
Latest one that made me post this is a closeup of a giant cyst on someone's hand. EEEEEEEYUCK THAT'S NOT EVEN FOOD WHYYY
They make me want to go on a diet, they're that bad!
"Bunny": 0% About to start soon
"Dragon": 0% About to start soon
"Merc": 25% 0% 0% 0% Sketches completed
"Deer": 10% Sketch complete awaiting further detail on character
"Sacrifice": 73% Flat color almost complete, working on bg's
"Spike": 50% Lineart complete
"Cantina": 100% 0% 0% Flat color complete, about to begin shading
FA+

Harf harf harf harf. :V
(Please do not use Dr. Weird's diet. He is not a professional, he's completely insane.)
Plus, there's Soylent. Better than all that shite.
I really wish online ads had more substance behind them, and less sleaze
GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND KICKBOX.
(Don't lose weight off your ass though; that would be bad. D:)