Uh I have lived in Colorado now in Texas and if it freezes the weather channel is like STAY INSIDE MASSIVE COMMITS ARE GOING TO RAIN FROM THE SKY AND KILL ALL LIFE! P.S. DRAGONS! and so they shut sown the city for absolutely nothing but I get free days off of work so I just go by booze and get thrashed because jack shit is open.
And ew, vagina, more like penis swag. :3