Just... wow. Like, what....

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5500356/

Okay, so I'm no nympho, but I'm not gonna try to kid anyone here.


I

Love

Sex

A lot

amenthor can attest to this. It's very rare for him to be in the mood and for me to tell him no, not because I'm being nice (I've said no enough in the past for him to know I won't do it just to be nice), but because I'm usually just one little push away from being right there in the mood with him. And that push normally comes in the form of the smallest tease or a single passionate kiss.

So maybe now you can understand why my brain broke when I read this journal. I didn't even bother going to the source material. The excerpts were more than enough, thank you. What's worse, is that personal tastes and experiences haven't been an excuse for projecting an opinion on an entire group of individuals in the past, what, twenty years or so. If this broad can figure out the internet well enough to post that bullshit, then she sure as shit can figure out a search engine. And there are volumes upon volumes of pages about the g-spot and clit stimulation and the earth-shattering mind blowing toe curling scream worthy feet tingling cross eyeing pleasures that can come from a guy pushing aaaaaall the right buttons.

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I really need my amenthor *sighs*