Even though I hate the commercialism of it all, and the fact that the reason it's celebrated and why it's significant are totally two different things... Here, have a meme

1: Do you have a crush at the moment?
I wouldn't call it a crush, I've felt the same way about this person for... like, six or seven years...

2: Have you ever been deeply in love?
Yep.

3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?
Uh... 2 and a half years...

4: Have you ever changed for someone?
I tried. Didn't work.

5: How is your relationship with your ex?
Which one?

6: Have you ever been cheated on?
Yup.

7: Did you know them?
Yup.

8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?
Well known for it? No.

9: What's the most important part of a relationship?
Feeling like you're with your best friend.

10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
Serious.

11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
Nope.

12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
like three.

13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
I regret letting her walk away, and I've regretted it since it happened and will regret it my entire life.

14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
I'd say like 18 or 19 but kids these days are so fucking dumb and irresponsible, it's more like 21.

15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?
That depends on the context.

16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"?
Ah.. No- wait does Liev Schreiber count, because that man is a DILF.

17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?
Yep.

18: What do you consider a deal breaker?
Don't tell me what to do. I don't want to hear "stop smoking." "stop drinking." "Don't hang out with that person." "Don't watch that." or anything of the like. Big no-no.

19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
When she stops talking to you and basically just acts like you don't exist, then gets all repentant and sorry like "you shouldn't have to feel that way" but won't do a fucking thing to CHANGE her behavior, even though you tell her how you feel and what you think is wrong.

20: Are you currently in a relationship?
Nope.

21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
Yeah.

22: Do you think people should date their friends?
Well yes and no. You kind of should get to know a person before you start dating them, but dating within a group of close friends is weird and uncomfortable.

23: How many relationships have you had?
Uh... like eight.

24: Do you think love can last forever?
This one sided thing I got going on doesn't seem to be letting up.

25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
let's not be naive.

26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
hahahahaha no

27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
Let it go, it won't be worth it. Hold onto her. Treat her right, you don't want to lose her. Ever.

28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Yup.

29: What do you notice first about another person?
Personality, I think.

30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
pansexual.

31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
No, because I suffer from mental illness.

32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
Yeah.

33: Do you want to get married one day?
...No. Not unless it's to her.

34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?
Only if it's hers.

35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?
Probably.

36: Are you still a virgin?
Nope.

37: What's more important: Looks or personality?
Personality, the looks are just bonus points. <-

38: Do you enjoy love films?
Eh. Not usually.

39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
Yeh.

40: Have you ever had a valentine?
No.

41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?
I don't really care, as long as she's the person going with me.

42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?
Ew. Ew. UUUUUGH.

43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?
Both, douchebag.

44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?
I'd like to think I'm a considerate guy

45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?
I guess so but there'd be no point.

46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"?
That doesn't exist, don't be an infant.

47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?
LIEV AND NAOMI

48: What's your favorite love song?
I don't know, I don't have one?

49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?
I... Me? Ha, no...

50: If you're single, why do you think you are?
Because I'm unattractive, first of all.

51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy/girl?
nice person.

52: Are you good at giving other people advice regarding dating/ relationships?
Nope.

53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?
Nope.

54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?
I don't effin' care.

55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?
Protective, a little.

56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?
Nope. Had a few destroyed by other people.

57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
no. fucking. comment.

58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?
Mostly dominant.

59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?
No.

60: What's your opinion on open relationships?
Uh... I really don't know. I guess most of them don't last, in my experience.

61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?
Don't have much of a family. Don't have a partner either.

62: How do you define "cheating"?
flirting or speaking to someone else with the intent of fooling around or having sex or whatever with that person.

63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
Nope.

64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?
Yes. Oh my god.

65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddlier"?
I like cuddling.