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Jeeze, the things that pop into my haid while driving
17 years ago
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Freddy the non-ferrous ferret
To the tune of “Frosty the Snowman”
Freddy the non-ferrous ferret,
Had balls of purest brass.
With nickel toes
And an aluminum nose,
And a lead casting for his ass.
When he went out courting,
He carried flowers made out of tin.
And he’d never rust, when he was feeling lust,
Because of his non-ferrous skin…
To the tune of “Frosty the Snowman”
Freddy the non-ferrous ferret,
Had balls of purest brass.
With nickel toes
And an aluminum nose,
And a lead casting for his ass.
When he went out courting,
He carried flowers made out of tin.
And he’d never rust, when he was feeling lust,
Because of his non-ferrous skin…
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