though i never met her, one of the things grandma told my mom, three things i remember that she told me: if you are born fat, you'll always be fat. no matter how hard you try to lose weight. another is: you know the child is a bastard when the child looks like the father.
people born in febuary are crazy, people born in march crazier

grandma though dead, was pretty old fashion, crude even. i love her already. ya know, its kinda true. just look at movie star arnold's kid. his bastard son looks more like him than the first born. its pretty fuckin' funny.