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17 years ago
If you build a man a fire then he's warm for a day, but set a man ON fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
It's not the size of the wave OR the motion of the ocean; it's how high your house is compared to both.
Optimists always say that the cup is half full. Notice that they never specify of what.
When life gives you lemons, choke on them and die. Stupid lemon eater.
How likely is it that scientific websites dealing with the giant hadron collider have received 1000% as many hits due to dyslexic porn addicts?
All food tastes, to some extent, of tongue.
If it's a trap(!), why do so many people seem to fall into it? Or onto it.
Bouncing balls from a vending machine on concrete: great fun. Bouncing balls from a manfriend on concrete: tragedy (or kinky).
You cannot win if you do not play. You cannot lose what you do not have. But if you bet everything when you already have a bunch of cool shit, you better hope like hell you win.
The only great tragedy of life is that it ends.
It's not the size of the wave OR the motion of the ocean; it's how high your house is compared to both.
Optimists always say that the cup is half full. Notice that they never specify of what.
When life gives you lemons, choke on them and die. Stupid lemon eater.
How likely is it that scientific websites dealing with the giant hadron collider have received 1000% as many hits due to dyslexic porn addicts?
All food tastes, to some extent, of tongue.
If it's a trap(!), why do so many people seem to fall into it? Or onto it.
Bouncing balls from a vending machine on concrete: great fun. Bouncing balls from a manfriend on concrete: tragedy (or kinky).
You cannot win if you do not play. You cannot lose what you do not have. But if you bet everything when you already have a bunch of cool shit, you better hope like hell you win.
The only great tragedy of life is that it ends.
