Impotent? What?

Well, I am bald and important.

This is the greatest submission to FA ever.

How very biased of you :3

why thank you :D

The Chinese Men-in-Black brainwashed me with dissociative make-up powder at Further Confusion last month and then I woke up in San Francisco with a new boyfriend from the internet.

sounds like a good time, imo

Andrew W.K. now has a fursona. http://andrewwk.com/news/andrew-gets-furry

And I discovered this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K5goI_wmBI

dear fucking god . . .

also ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

The angel wings are so he can fly to Japan, the perpetually bloody nose is because no one remembers anything else about that video, and he's a white wolf because OF COURSE HE'S A WHITE WOLF! ALL FURRIES ARE WOLVES NOW!

*wolf fursona in before it was cool*

Also furries still don't get how physics work. http://www.furaffinity.net/full/12806125/

Or vaginas. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/128...../#cid:79886048

But that's only because NO ONE KNOWS HOW VAGINAS WORK!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsHYVUDMVdA

furries are so bad at vagina

That's why all their women have dicks.

I wonder if any furries have unknowingly type-fucked with Andrew W.K. on F-List by now?

It is a mystery.

Russia still can't win a gold medal in men's hockey.

those damn canadians, man

FELINE! DISRESPECT! FROM! BEHIND!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PHENQiJFzI

¡Ay Dios Mío!

I have a weasyl account and I haven't logged into that shit in like six months.

I never jumped on the MySpace bandwagon but I did for pretty much everything else.