razorthebluedragon dared me to post this me me after he allready did. so here we go

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?

oh ya a good few of them but ill never tell !

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon, or night?

Yes, yes, aaaaaand yes.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?

The top

4. Do you masturbate?

There are people who don't?

5. How often? Lately?

Spans from twice a day to ever other day.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

I can get paid for that?

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?

Shower is nice, Bath is for in case of emergency muscle relaxer

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?

Nooo ;-;

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?

yes and no.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

aggressive but i prefer consensual sex

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?

Love is a strong word, maybe

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?

Some

13. Would you choose love over money?

Can I love money? Lol, jk, love is a better feeling

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?

Face humping..... i don't know D:

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?

Almost

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?

In my mind? (v-card in wallet)

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?

N/A

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?

N/A

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?

No

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?

nope

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?

nope.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?

Noooooooo

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of he same sex?

im gay so ya duh

24. What's your sexual preference?

ermehgerd surper gerrrrrr

25. Had sex in a movie theatre?

no

26. Had sex in a bathroom?

NO STOP RUBBING IT IN

27. Have you ever had sex at work?

... you bastard

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

yup.

29. Bought something from an adult store?

nope

30. Do you own any sex toys?

isn't everything a sex toy? Lol, got a little vibrator I can strap onto my wang dang doodle

31. If yes, how many and what are they?

1, see above response

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you on film?

well, not on FILM, but plenty of digital pics of me have been passed out, and some videoes

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

You're really enjoying this aren't you.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?

Told you anything can be a sex toy.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?

Yeah

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?

yes.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?

The one where I'm having sex

38. What's your favorite sex act?

Oral

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

HAVEN'T EVEN HAD SEX WITH ONE YOU SON OF A BITCH, I'M GONNA KILL YOUR QUIZ ASS *searches for revolver*

40. Dare three friends to repo (BANG BANG BANG BA-BANG BANG)