-Insert begging for attention via melodramatics here-
-Insert more whining by trying to draw in your audience with words like "don't look at this post" or "stop talking to me everyone"
-Insert additional dramatic bullshit in the comments because the journal topic didn't get enough attention alone-
-Insert fallacious arguments in attempt to support otherwise nullified, biased and angrily written comments to people who don't enjoy attention whoring-
-Insert deleting all of your posts afterwards and creating more journals for more attention
-Lather, rinse, repeat

~Majority of FA journals