What kind of warship would you be the captain of?

Something with good range so i could pummel the opposition from affar then swoop in to grab their stuff; or have a head start when they try to chase XD

how much would you encourage the mishaps in your art... in the real world?

Greatly! Especially the gender swapping ones ;)

nice water supply your town has... would be a shame if something were to be poured IN IT! ?

How many assistants does your lab go through in a year?

Strictly speaking, none! After the unfortunate incident in North Wales we make a point (a very real and legally binding point) to regard all our employees as equals. To that end H.R. assume all new lab employees are the same person; "Phil "Redshirt" McGruff, we call him/her/it. And delusion they might have about being someone else is just one of Phil's eccentricities that we kindly to indulge and NEVER EVER mention in legal paperwork!