Oh my goodness I just got so excited! xD

whoo!

By "Coming soon", they mean that INFORMATION will be posted now. That's how soon this INFORMATION came.

Here's some INFORMATION on what to do in the event a door-to-door salesman comes to your house:

Step 1.) Quietly turn off your TV.

Step 2.) Find something to whack things with. (I usually take a lead pipe.)

Step 3.) Answer the door.

And lastly, Step 4.) BEAT THE GODDAMN SALESMAN TO THE GROUND!!!

I hope you find this INFORMATION useful. Thank you! :D

*smiles, waits staring blankly 2 inches from the screen for 3 hours*

Me cants waits!

I.. but.. uhm..

..Okay.