So there's a new trend that seems to be running its course over on Deviantart, and it's kind of saddening me.

So basically, the general formula is "Take 10-15 anime girls that people would fap to, stick them into a Survivor style situation, and turn them all lesbian." A'yup, you heard me right... I originally started reading these things because I was kind of curious as to how they would all turn out, but they all follow the same structure.


1) Girls doing random lesbian things with one another. Even if the girl is in a very famous movie or cartoon series where she ends up with Prince Charming or she never does anything romantic in the first place, she will be doing something lesbian. Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with lesbians, but I highly doubt that 99.999999% of every fictional female character wants to munch tacos or smush another girl's head between her tits.

2) Host announces who will be fighting.

3) Epic battle takes place between the two girls fighting.
a. Girl A throws a punch
b. Girl B kicks
c. Girl A rips Girl B's clothes off
d. Girl B loses all faith, gets worked over lesbian style, and becomes dinner.

4) Girls doing random lesbian things again, often on top of the dying girl's stomach bulge.


Super breathtaking, right? To make things even more exciting, the cast is often close to identical.

a) Maybe a third of the girls get a fairly decent amount of lines and end up lesboing it all over the place.

b) 2 girls are shittastic evil, and start plotting every single episode ( Evil A: *drums fingers* Yes, we must destroy nasty lesbian A. Evil B: Indeed, I agree. *drums fingers* Let's do it! Evil A: Yes, we will show those lesbians how disgusting they are! *goes off with Evil B to do lesbian things*)

c) The rest of the girls get maybe one or two lines an episode. Yeah, I have NO IDEA who will be eliminated. Surely it will be the girl that the author has named his account after who gets half a page of dialogue every episode and scissors like a champ, and not the one line "I'll get you!" wonder.

d) Sometimes, there's one girl that gets forgotten completely and shows up after four episodes of being absent, claiming she was taking a nap and is promptly eaten.

e) The author himself, who is the host and the only penis within a 500 mile radius.


Occasionally, one of the girls will be from the Pokemon universe. When they are picked to do battle, their Pokemon battles shake the very foundation of existence!

Girl A: Go, semi-popular Pokemon!
Girl B: Go different typed semi-popular Pokemon!
Girl A: Semi-popular Pokemon! Use one move!
Girl A's Pokemon: Rawr! *uses one move, knocks out and eats opponent*
Girl B: Oh no, I'm in trouble! Go similarly typed Pokemon!
Girl B's new Pokemon: Rawr! *uses one move, knocks out Girl A's Pokemon and eats it*
Girl A: Wow, you're a skilled trainer!

Rinse and repeat, often with the winning girl pulling out a legendary or something.


So yeah, I just an completely intimidated by the skill level of these things. To top it off, they get these wonderful comments "OH MY GOD! YOU MADE MY DAY YOU ARE A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! I NEVER EXPECTED <name> TO GET ELIMINATED!! OMG!!!!"

I just get this mental image in my head of these people and I start to wonder... Is cheap low quality smut the way to go?

For reference of said mental image: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbY5ZMQXN0M