Some test I stole...
17 years ago
1: What is your name? and gender
Let's just say Grey for now, hmm? Male and don't you forget it.
2: Marital status?
Not looking/spoken for
3: Are you a fur? if so , what are you?
No, I'm just a writer who finds the idea interesting.
4: Have you been in a relationship before?
Why, yes. However did you guess?
5: How many?
Three
6: Have you ever taken the lead and asked someone out?
Usually. Andie knows what I mean. Maybe.
7: Do you like being the one to ask someone to go out with you?
I honestly don't like to. Yet, I do i anyway.
8: Do you have confidence in yourself?
Generally, yes.
9: Do you find yourself attractive?
Meh. Good enough for government work.
10: Have you fallen in love with anyone before?
No. Lust? Hell ya. Love? Nope.
11: Do you think this Meme is a little too personal?
No.
12: Are you a bed hog?
Hog the bed from whom?
13: Do you sleep with clothes on? If so what do you sleep with?
No.
14: Do you watch porn? If yes, how much?
Rarely. Though, it makes me feel good about myself. "That guy's a porn star? My dick's bigger than his."
15: Do you enjoy Yiff?
In the furry world or the actual act?
16: Do you have a fetish(s)? if so what is it?
Tie me up, i've been a bad boy.
17: Have you dated anyone from your list? If so , who?
Koof1313
18: Do you shower? if so how often?
What kind of question is that? Yes, I shower. Once at home in the morning and once at work in the afternoon.
19: When you were younger were you popular? If so what made you so?
Ha ha ha. Ya right.
20: Have you ever dated another fur? If so what was he/she?
No.
22: Do you think anyone on your list is cute? If so, list who (Fursona or othewise)
Koof1313
Cute? Understatement of the year.
23: Have you had sex before? If so how many people
No.
24: Have you regretted having sex with anyone?
No.
25: Is there anyone on your list that you hate? If so who?
No.
26: Is there anyone on your list you want to date?
Duh.
27: Have you ever been in a fight?
Yes.
28: Have you ever cried in public?
Uh...not since I was like...five.
29: Are you ashamed to cry?
Only If I were in public.
30: Have you ever cried for no reason?
Hmm. There's always a reason.
31: Do you masturbate? If so how often?
Yes. Too much. Let's just say that I beat Andie on this one.
32: Do you get turned on often?
Heterosexual male. DUH.
33: What turns you on the most?
Being completely dominant or completely dominated.
34: Do you think anyone in your list is interested in you? If so, who?
Do I need to spell this out for you?
35: Would you have sex with anyone on your list? If so, who?
Again. She knows, that's all I'm worried about.
36: Have you already had sex with someone on your list? If so, how many and who?
No
37: Where is the strangest place you have had sex?
N/A
38: Where is somewhere you would like to have sex one day?
Horseback
39: Have you ever cheated on someone?
No.
40: Been cheated on?
No.
41: Do you think you are good in bed?
Only one way to find out...
42: Have you ever stolen anything? If yes how many times? If more than once, what cost the most?
No. Wait...I think I stole a pen from a ward clerk once.
43: Have you ever been arrested? If so , for what?
No.
44: Ever gone to jail? if yes, how long?
Logically, No.
45: Are you happy with who you are? if not then why?
Ya.
46: Would you change anything about yourself? If so, what would it be?
I would like to get into better shape.
47: Every tried to "End it all"? if so, why?
No.
48: Why did you take this test?
Cause Andie took it and I'm bored cause she's doing something right now.
49: Was this test a little too personal?
Nah.
Let's just say Grey for now, hmm? Male and don't you forget it.
2: Marital status?
Not looking/spoken for
3: Are you a fur? if so , what are you?
No, I'm just a writer who finds the idea interesting.
4: Have you been in a relationship before?
Why, yes. However did you guess?
5: How many?
Three
6: Have you ever taken the lead and asked someone out?
Usually. Andie knows what I mean. Maybe.
7: Do you like being the one to ask someone to go out with you?
I honestly don't like to. Yet, I do i anyway.
8: Do you have confidence in yourself?
Generally, yes.
9: Do you find yourself attractive?
Meh. Good enough for government work.
10: Have you fallen in love with anyone before?
No. Lust? Hell ya. Love? Nope.
11: Do you think this Meme is a little too personal?
No.
12: Are you a bed hog?
Hog the bed from whom?
13: Do you sleep with clothes on? If so what do you sleep with?
No.
14: Do you watch porn? If yes, how much?
Rarely. Though, it makes me feel good about myself. "That guy's a porn star? My dick's bigger than his."
15: Do you enjoy Yiff?
In the furry world or the actual act?
16: Do you have a fetish(s)? if so what is it?
Tie me up, i've been a bad boy.
17: Have you dated anyone from your list? If so , who?
Koof131318: Do you shower? if so how often?
What kind of question is that? Yes, I shower. Once at home in the morning and once at work in the afternoon.
19: When you were younger were you popular? If so what made you so?
Ha ha ha. Ya right.
20: Have you ever dated another fur? If so what was he/she?
No.
22: Do you think anyone on your list is cute? If so, list who (Fursona or othewise)
Koof1313Cute? Understatement of the year.
23: Have you had sex before? If so how many people
No.
24: Have you regretted having sex with anyone?
No.
25: Is there anyone on your list that you hate? If so who?
No.
26: Is there anyone on your list you want to date?
Duh.
27: Have you ever been in a fight?
Yes.
28: Have you ever cried in public?
Uh...not since I was like...five.
29: Are you ashamed to cry?
Only If I were in public.
30: Have you ever cried for no reason?
Hmm. There's always a reason.
31: Do you masturbate? If so how often?
Yes. Too much. Let's just say that I beat Andie on this one.
32: Do you get turned on often?
Heterosexual male. DUH.
33: What turns you on the most?
Being completely dominant or completely dominated.
34: Do you think anyone in your list is interested in you? If so, who?
Do I need to spell this out for you?
35: Would you have sex with anyone on your list? If so, who?
Again. She knows, that's all I'm worried about.
36: Have you already had sex with someone on your list? If so, how many and who?
No
37: Where is the strangest place you have had sex?
N/A
38: Where is somewhere you would like to have sex one day?
Horseback
39: Have you ever cheated on someone?
No.
40: Been cheated on?
No.
41: Do you think you are good in bed?
Only one way to find out...
42: Have you ever stolen anything? If yes how many times? If more than once, what cost the most?
No. Wait...I think I stole a pen from a ward clerk once.
43: Have you ever been arrested? If so , for what?
No.
44: Ever gone to jail? if yes, how long?
Logically, No.
45: Are you happy with who you are? if not then why?
Ya.
46: Would you change anything about yourself? If so, what would it be?
I would like to get into better shape.
47: Every tried to "End it all"? if so, why?
No.
48: Why did you take this test?
Cause Andie took it and I'm bored cause she's doing something right now.
49: Was this test a little too personal?
Nah.
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