Taken from  shutupjen

(on a random, slightly tmi note, I'm farting so much, and it smells so bad >.>)

Rules:
Go to https://www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.

1.) Your name? ASHPoD

It isn't defined???
Eh, I'll use my real name and just censor my name.
It isn't defined, either.
I'm undefinable, bitches.


2.) Your age? 16

Legal age for fucking in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by some guy.
2. Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they fuck my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can fuck her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the fucking bitch slut!"

3.) One of your friends? Paipai

A woman with shaved pubic hair.
"So is Kate shaved down south?" "Yeah she is a real PaiPai."

Well, paipai may be a girl, but HE is MALE...


4.) What should you be doing? Homework/Tutoring a friend

code word for sex in the academic world.
Jordan: So, what did you do this weekend?
Michael: I had to tutor this chick.
Lindsey: You tutored? Or you TUTORED?
Michael: Yeah, I TUTORED her. Her dad pays me hourly.
Jordan: So how long did you end up tutoring her for?
Michael: Let's just say I tutored her at the table all night long.
Lindsey: Manwhore.

I'd fuck her. She's sexy. But sure. We'll be talking about curves. That is, graphs of various functions.


5.) Favorite color? Blue

The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.

Yay science!!!

6.) Birthplace? Marshall, MN

Really cute and funny. You always laugh when your around this person. Will make a great friend or boyfriend who will always look out for you.
I love Marshall so much, he makes me so happy!

7.) Month of your birth? June
June
The month the hottest people in the world are born.
DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!

Damn right. Except for me.

8.) Last person you talked to? Mom

mom
The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom?

No she isn't. She's evil.

9.) One of your nicknames? Other than ASHPoD? Uh, I used to go by Tesla.

Tesla
Tesla last name of the world's greatest inventor, Nikola Tesla, with 1 200 patents to his name, a world record. Nikola Tesla changed the world by inventing A/C current, Radar, Robotics, Fluorescent light bulb, Radio, Rotating Electro Magnetic field, X-Ray and many more. You should read more about him.
Hey! Who is the smartest person in the world?
Nikola Tesla!

DAMN RIGHT HE IS THAT SEXY BAMF AND THE ORIGIN OF MY NICKNAME I WANT TO FONDLE HIS TESLA COILS HAHAHA