Where are you staying?
At the Westin!

What day are you getting there?
I'm already here! No seriously, it's like 5 minute train trip for me and I can see the area from my apt.

How are you traveling?
Again! Via train, it's a bit easier that way.

Who will you be rooming with?
Rooming with some locals and staff!

How is the best way to find you?
I'll be in the Artist Alley this year again with the rest of zoo of artists! Working on having new stuff at my table so come by and say hi! Afterhurs, I'm easily found if I'm poked on my twitter: tommicat

Are there any panels you might be attending?
Meh, I dunno. If I see one maybe. Again, I'm just chilling in the Alley for these days.

What do you look like?
Short, bald, glasses, brown. Usually either wearing something blue or a fashionable golden robe lined with fur with maidens FANNING ME! But yeah, usually a blue shirt.

Will you be suiting?
I'll wear a nice shirt and pants, maybe a tie! Does that count?

Do you do art?
Yuuuup.

Do you do badges?
Oh yeah! Tons of them!

What is your gender?
Brosef

How tall are you?
Midget and a half.

Can I talk to you?
Why? What you want? I didn't do it!

Can I touch you?
OHGOD! It's homeland security!

How can I find you?
Artist Alley... Dummy.

Can I visit your room?
Now you're just really nosy.

Can I give you stuff?
I accept cash, PayPal, all major credit cards, pretty ladies, pretty dudes and a box of lunch.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I'll do a hug if you're nice but a snuggle is gonna cost yah bub. Pay up!

Are you nice?
Mostly! Except for that one time. Poor pooor Johnnie. We never talk about Johnnie since the factory explosion.

How long are you going?
All of the days!

Do you have an artist table?
Yes, I think I need to show you how to ask questions...

Will you be going to parties?
Party! Party! Party!

Will you be performing?
Not since the accident at sea in '79.... o.o

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
You need to have an appointment then you must wear the darkest of robes with a rum offering....
Or come say hi, but I'm serious about the rum. GOOD RUM!

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Motherf--

What/where will you be eating?
Whatever I can get downtown. Why? You askin' for a date?

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
I dunno... You cute?

Can I take your picture?
Nope.

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Sell more art than last year, do much more badges even though I have no samples.