its S birthday (idk i was bored and love being mean with him)

You're a mean one, Mr.S.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr.S.


You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.


You're a monster, Mr.S.
Your heart's an empty hole! *S shows the creepy hole in his chest*
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr.S.


I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.


You're a vile one, Mr.S.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr.S.


Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile.


You're a foul one, Mr.S.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr.S.


The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk." (note they all start with S)


You're a rotter, Mr.S.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr.S.


Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.


You nauseate me, Mr.S.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr.S.


You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce

S: awwww thats sooo sweet of you to say!

kristoff: oh but wait theres more see fans before S worked with me he was a actor in fact i think i have some clips of his better parts see if you can find S in each of the shots

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7nOGaYJv-w

S: O.O;

have a great day every one!