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Yet more you already knew/didn't want to know (Sex meme)
11 years ago
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes. And no, not naming names. Some of you even know who you are...
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Generally prefer it after dark, but that could be said of most anything. There is, however, something to be said for waking up to... well, you can fill in the blank.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Usually the side nearest the door. Until recently, when I started sleeping back to the wall for some reason.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes. Does anyone answer no to this on?
5. How often? Lately?
Honestly... average is around 3 times per day. What? And lately? There's a reason I say 'average'.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Thinking I'd be more likely to get paid to put clothes back on.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers to get clean, baths to relax. Admittedly, any bath usually is followed by a quick shower.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Started, but alcohol was involved, and we all know the problems alcohol can cause sex and the ability to stay vertical, let alone both at the same time. Other than that failed attempt, no, though it is on my to do list.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yes, and even write some on occasion. Generally keep my porn viewing private, though.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Honestly depends on my mood. Would ideally prefer someone versatile in that regard.
11. Do you love someone on your watch list?
Yes. Again, not naming names, and they definitely know who they are. Sometimes, life just ain't fair...
12. Do you know all the people on your watch list?
Not even close. Hell, I considered it a big thing when I first met someone from my watch list.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. Money is transitory, and even if love too can be, it has far greater value in all the ways that matter. Even unrequited, it still does more for me than money ever has.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Fang & Claw, Blood, and the skilled and wonderful application of pain.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No, thankfully.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Would have to be the beach off the Bollivar peninsula under the moonlight one sumer.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Hmm... not often that I find myself in odd places, really. Probably... right next to someone's sleeping mate (it's ok, the relationship was an open one!)
.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Interestingly, this is tied to the above. You see, said mate woke up somewhere in the middle...
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope. Know someone that I'm waiting on to take me (if they ever come and visit! Boston's a long way to go ...)
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No. Truth be told, I hate most bars. Nothing to do but listen to other people drink.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No. Not just no, but HELL no. Some people...
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope. Again, I avoid bars. Make mine pool halls. Maybe someday I'll even venture into a club if I find one that catches my interest (and have a shade more disposable income).
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes on both counts. A kiss is a kiss (the meaning behind it being the important part, not the act itself), and as to the rest... well, why not? Some appeal to me.
24. What's your sexual preference?
Bisexual, with a very, very slight preference towards feminine or androgynous types.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope. have you seen most of the people I go to the movies with? Besides, it's harder to heckle and wisecrack while having sex.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, and almost twice.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope. I go to work to work. Until I have my own business, business and pleasure (let alone my personal life) are separate things.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
A few times
29. Bought something from an adult store?
For others, mostly. Never anything major for myself (other than a few cheap aphrodisiac just to test if thse things actually work. After finding a volunteer [willing], tests say... no, they don't. We found it funny.)
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Nope.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
See above.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
No, thank all that is dark and wondrous... Mom always said never do anything on camera. Yes, in that context.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No. My that would be embarrassing.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
A few times. it's . . . ok, I guess
35. Have you ever had cyber sex
Yes, and used to quite frequently. In fact, I was apparently rather good at it.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
I guess. Didn't Congress have something to say about that once?
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Rather fond of cowgirl, and love having my hands free. Well, unless they're not supposed to be...
38. What's your favorite sex act?
As odd (and dull) as I'm sure it sounds, oral. And no, not particular about the gender of the other party. It's rather fun. Hell, maybe one day I'll even get good at it.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
A couple times. An area I'm still learning, really.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Please, what kind of wierdo reposts this sort of thing... What are you staring at?
Yes. And no, not naming names. Some of you even know who you are...
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Generally prefer it after dark, but that could be said of most anything. There is, however, something to be said for waking up to... well, you can fill in the blank.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Usually the side nearest the door. Until recently, when I started sleeping back to the wall for some reason.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes. Does anyone answer no to this on?
5. How often? Lately?
Honestly... average is around 3 times per day. What? And lately? There's a reason I say 'average'.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Thinking I'd be more likely to get paid to put clothes back on.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers to get clean, baths to relax. Admittedly, any bath usually is followed by a quick shower.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Started, but alcohol was involved, and we all know the problems alcohol can cause sex and the ability to stay vertical, let alone both at the same time. Other than that failed attempt, no, though it is on my to do list.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yes, and even write some on occasion. Generally keep my porn viewing private, though.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Honestly depends on my mood. Would ideally prefer someone versatile in that regard.
11. Do you love someone on your watch list?
Yes. Again, not naming names, and they definitely know who they are. Sometimes, life just ain't fair...
12. Do you know all the people on your watch list?
Not even close. Hell, I considered it a big thing when I first met someone from my watch list.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. Money is transitory, and even if love too can be, it has far greater value in all the ways that matter. Even unrequited, it still does more for me than money ever has.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Fang & Claw, Blood, and the skilled and wonderful application of pain.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No, thankfully.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Would have to be the beach off the Bollivar peninsula under the moonlight one sumer.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Hmm... not often that I find myself in odd places, really. Probably... right next to someone's sleeping mate (it's ok, the relationship was an open one!)
.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Interestingly, this is tied to the above. You see, said mate woke up somewhere in the middle...
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope. Know someone that I'm waiting on to take me (if they ever come and visit! Boston's a long way to go ...)
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No. Truth be told, I hate most bars. Nothing to do but listen to other people drink.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No. Not just no, but HELL no. Some people...
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope. Again, I avoid bars. Make mine pool halls. Maybe someday I'll even venture into a club if I find one that catches my interest (and have a shade more disposable income).
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes on both counts. A kiss is a kiss (the meaning behind it being the important part, not the act itself), and as to the rest... well, why not? Some appeal to me.
24. What's your sexual preference?
Bisexual, with a very, very slight preference towards feminine or androgynous types.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope. have you seen most of the people I go to the movies with? Besides, it's harder to heckle and wisecrack while having sex.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, and almost twice.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope. I go to work to work. Until I have my own business, business and pleasure (let alone my personal life) are separate things.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
A few times
29. Bought something from an adult store?
For others, mostly. Never anything major for myself (other than a few cheap aphrodisiac just to test if thse things actually work. After finding a volunteer [willing], tests say... no, they don't. We found it funny.)
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Nope.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
See above.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
No, thank all that is dark and wondrous... Mom always said never do anything on camera. Yes, in that context.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No. My that would be embarrassing.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
A few times. it's . . . ok, I guess
35. Have you ever had cyber sex
Yes, and used to quite frequently. In fact, I was apparently rather good at it.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
I guess. Didn't Congress have something to say about that once?
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Rather fond of cowgirl, and love having my hands free. Well, unless they're not supposed to be...
38. What's your favorite sex act?
As odd (and dull) as I'm sure it sounds, oral. And no, not particular about the gender of the other party. It's rather fun. Hell, maybe one day I'll even get good at it.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
A couple times. An area I'm still learning, really.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Please, what kind of wierdo reposts this sort of thing... What are you staring at?
