Sex Meme *blush*
12 years ago
General
Copied from Miss.Anthro......
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Most certainly/ The question is, would they have sex with me? *giggle*
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes, please!
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The west side. (I was gonna say my side, but didn't want to come off all smart-ass. =p )
4. Do you masturbate?
Doesn't EVERYBODY?!?!
5. How often? Lately?
Maybe twice a week.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, dammit. Where are the people who'll pay me? I wanna know!!
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers for getting clean, baths for relaxation.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Only by myself...... he he
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Nah. It doesn't interest me.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Again, yes. Switch, in other words.
11. Do you love someone on your watch list?
Nope, I haven't been in love for dog's years.
12. Do you know all the people on your watch list?
Not a chance.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Money. But I'd take sex over money.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Kinks? Me? *evil bunny laugh*
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I'm not sure how I'd define that, but I'm pretty sure not.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
On a picnic table in a rest stop along Highway 1 in Big Sur, Calif. listening to the waves and wondering if anyone was going to drive by and catch us! *sigh*
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Same thing as #16. *wink*
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Oh, several times.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Not for a long time, but yes.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No, I'm pretty well behaved.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No, but I've been picked up other places.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Damn right!
24. What's your sexual preference
Mainly hetero, but I'll happily swing either way with the right person.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Not with another person......
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store
Pffft! Where else could I get all my toys?
29. Bought something from an adult store?
See#28.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
A bunch!
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
I don't count them. Mainly dildos, a few more advanced ones too. Even a few I've custom made for myself that just aren't available commercially.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I think I managed to destroy all of those pix once in a fit of paranoia. Dammit! I'd love to have them back!!!
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Ha ha.....no.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Oh, fuck yes!!! A shitload!!
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Of course!
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Can't say I have one.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
I dunno......maybe oral sex.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No. :(
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
I'm not sure but I hope:
meganbryar
corrilly
laurenrivers
charrio
chocolatevixen
montecarlo87 and anyone else who I know.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Most certainly/ The question is, would they have sex with me? *giggle*
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes, please!
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The west side. (I was gonna say my side, but didn't want to come off all smart-ass. =p )
4. Do you masturbate?
Doesn't EVERYBODY?!?!
5. How often? Lately?
Maybe twice a week.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, dammit. Where are the people who'll pay me? I wanna know!!
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers for getting clean, baths for relaxation.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Only by myself...... he he
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Nah. It doesn't interest me.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Again, yes. Switch, in other words.
11. Do you love someone on your watch list?
Nope, I haven't been in love for dog's years.
12. Do you know all the people on your watch list?
Not a chance.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Money. But I'd take sex over money.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Kinks? Me? *evil bunny laugh*
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I'm not sure how I'd define that, but I'm pretty sure not.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
On a picnic table in a rest stop along Highway 1 in Big Sur, Calif. listening to the waves and wondering if anyone was going to drive by and catch us! *sigh*
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Same thing as #16. *wink*
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Oh, several times.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Not for a long time, but yes.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No, I'm pretty well behaved.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No, but I've been picked up other places.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Damn right!
24. What's your sexual preference
Mainly hetero, but I'll happily swing either way with the right person.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Not with another person......
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store
Pffft! Where else could I get all my toys?
29. Bought something from an adult store?
See#28.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
A bunch!
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
I don't count them. Mainly dildos, a few more advanced ones too. Even a few I've custom made for myself that just aren't available commercially.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I think I managed to destroy all of those pix once in a fit of paranoia. Dammit! I'd love to have them back!!!
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Ha ha.....no.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Oh, fuck yes!!! A shitload!!
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Of course!
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Can't say I have one.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
I dunno......maybe oral sex.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No. :(
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
I'm not sure but I hope:
meganbryar
corrilly
laurenrivers
charrio
chocolatevixen
montecarlo87 and anyone else who I know.
FA+

I'm pretty boring compared to you, though.
I'm glad you found my answers interesting, though. Dull as many of them were.
Oh and here is my meme.
I asked a dozen of your friends if they'd sleep with ya Fangs, and 10 of them told me 'ever again.'
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Fangs only takes a break at midday.
4. Do you masturbate?
The better question is 'Could you please stop? at least.. right now?'
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Take it off! take it off!
...
... ...
Put it on! Put it on!
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Waterslides for fun.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Why look at car magazines when you can take one for a spin?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
The only relevant part of that question was 'in bed'
11. Do you love someone on your watch list?
Wait... how do you convert dog years to bunny years? or is that rabbit years? And to bunpires care?
12. Do you know all the people on your watch list?
*Diverts intercept drone from bombing mission*
Good... good. Boys, the hit is cancelled, for now.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Everything kinda bled into one gigantic laws-of-nature-raping hellstorm quite a while ago.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Nice. Though personally I'd say that time you and the Easter bunny went at it on that pule of eggs might top that. sure you did it twice, but it was still pretty unique!
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
A better question would be 'Have you ever had sex while caught'?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store
I'm not criticizing where you shop for toys, but I don't think you should have given *that* to your niece for her 7th birthday.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
I hear ya, you just can't buy Hazel and Fiver models *anywhere*
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Dammit! What will I use for leverage NOW?!
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Whoo! Not me!