*Elliot's Spring Gathering 2014*

What's up, Ninjas?!

Okay, Get this.

Sittin' around. Busting out art. Being  gNAW. All that stuff, right?

Then Elliot...yeah...ESG Elliot, The Lion King himself parks down beside me and says "gNAW, You can't handle it, man."
That got the ball rollin'.


gNAW: What can't I handle?

King Elliot: Remember Las Vegas last year?

gNAW: Yeah. Your "Spring Gathering". It was kick-ass! As I remember though, I handled it. Rocked my world and had help from friends but I handled it.

King Elliot: Not this year, friend. This year all socks, including yours will be rocked off!!

With a smirk....BAM! He throws down a website link! http://www.palms.com/

gNAW: What's this?! Same awesome city..... but a new hotel?!

King Elliot: Check it! Las Vegas, Nevada....Palms Casino Resort! Activities...MAX! Crazier shows and even more awesome food!!

So he goes on about all the great stuff that went on at ESG in years gone by. Last year, in particular.
The Hard Rock Casino Resort. Sweet events and guests like Gethin Anthony (Renley from Game of Thrones) and ORBITAL. Maurice LaMarche and Rob Paulsen, steadfast regulars. The whole sha-bang, right?

So I am like, "Dude...I was there. You don't have to convince me. ESG is awesome! I can chat with attendees and homeys in a relaxed atmosphere. We're all treated right. It's all good. That's why I keep comin' back."

King Elliot: I dunno, man. I got a sleeve-full of surprises this time around. Past ESG's were mega-swick but this year might be too intense...even for a ninja!

THAT'S WHEN I LOST IT!

gNAW: OH YEAH?!!

King Elliot: Oh, Yeahhhhhhh!!

I bust out my phone and take a minute to make some communications.
Then I turn back to the Lion King...

gNAW: Maybe for one ninja it may be too intense.....but I'm not alone!! I've got back-up, pal!!
I've got  Maxblackrabbit,  Gunmouth,  bonk,  gideon,  patto all on board
and I'm sure I can get an army of other willing attendees to handle whatever ESG is going to throw at us!!
So bring your pool beds and your lounge areas and flat screen TVs!! Hell!! Treat us to another delicious Brazilian BBQ!!
Try to rock us as hard as you can because it is...WE...who will rock you!!!! Give us a date, K.E.!!!

King Elliot: Come at me, bro!!!

Throws down another link! BAM!! https://esg.elliottsliveevents.org/
May 9-11!!! Time is running short!!! Sign up!!

Elliot's Spring Gathering 2014 - Las Vegas, Nevada
Rock it before it rocks you!!
...or we can rock together. Yeah....that works. ^^

Peace, ninjas!

--gNAW
-Goofball Ninja-