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The Raging Asian Gaming Nerd Episode ???: De RAGN Saves Christmas!?
It’s Christmas eve and the snow falls quietly on the house of the Kitsunegari family…only to have the snow on the roof become disturbed by Stantler hooves and the soft padding of a Delibird’s feet. The jolly fellow known as Santa Claus makes his way down somehow and as quiet as he can be starts to put presents down underneath the tree…unbeknownst of the strange ominous glow of the TV that was supposed to be off. Stranger still, it seems to awaken the vulpix that’s sleeping on the couch in eager anticipation of ol’ St. Nick and he stirs and sees that jovial ice-type hunched over. That little vulpix happens to be Rene in a nightgown as he gasps at the sight. “Santa!?” was the obvious first words that came out of his mouth. Suddenly the Jolly Ol’ Delibird found himself with an excited vulpix on him and all he could do was laugh jovially. “Ho ho ho! You’re up early aren’t you Rene?” He patted Rene on the head and he pulled away mareepishly like he was called a bad boy. “I’m sorry Santa…but I really wanted to see you! It’s like I’m the only one that believes in you…” He looked down at his feet in sadness as he recalled the day before. “They always laughed at me when I said that I was excited to see you…” Santa seemed to frown only to brighten up and pat Rene on his shoulder. “You better not pout and you better not frown! Because you’re special in the fact that you’ve seen me! Now how on this world did you wake up while I was around?” He looked at Rene quite puzzled and unperturbed by the fact that he was in a female nightgown…
“Would you really want to know?” An eerie voice rang out of the still glowing TV…and it sound similar to Rene’s. “Wh-what!?” the transgendered vulpix sputtered out. “Th-that wasn’t me!” The voice spoke again… “Or is it? If you want to know, come a little closer!” The two looked to each other before they creped over to the TV slowly and Santa reaching out to the TV…only to be sucked into it! “No! SANTA!” Rene yelled out as he grabbed the jolly ol’ bird’s leg and he too was sucked in…and the TV showed a rather disturbing visage that could be described as…Death.
Meanwhile at the studio of Ryuen Clyphus, Ryo Durandal Clyphus AKA The Raging Asian Gaming Nerd is grumbling as he plays on his laptop while having his pet umbreon Grimm on his lap. He’s been trying to get a hold of his girlfriend Abigail for awhile but he has been unsuccessful…now he laments by playing on his favorite MMO and with a sigh. “Another Christmas alone…how long has it been since I celebrated it properly?” He thinks for a moment only to grump as he realizes the reason when he looked down at his pet who simply grinned at him. “Oh right. Going crazy for two years didn’t help in that,” he grumbled. He suddenly turns about to a dark corner of his room only to see that Ryuen has slipped on through with some cups of egg nog on a tray. “Thought that you could use the company…current one made me feel like the odd one out.” Ryo looked thoughtful before he nodded. He knew how that felt with being the odd one out so he understood how Fui felt. “Right. You’re always so thoughtful…especially with me!” He gave a slight smile as the espeon handed him a cup and he sipped on it. “Mmm…haven’t tasted this in forever. Lady Paranoia’s brew, right?” Fui nodded as he placed the tray somewhere and took a cup for himself. “This Christmas has been weird hasn’t it?” He asked which made Ryo grimace. “Of course it has! It’s been forever since I’ve experienced it and the follies are still the same!” As if he saw this coming Grimm hopped off of the gardevoir’s lap as Ryo stood up in anger. “Fucking Commercialism and their want for money! And the shoppers! Oh, don’t get me started on THEM! And how many times do I have to listen to that fucking Christmas Music!? It makes me want to go insane! AGAIN!” With all that anger swelling within him he raised his fists to the air yelled out “FUCK CHRISTMAS! BAH HUMBUG!” His words seem to echo through his room…and even into the TV as the surface ripped while the angry asian gardevoir ranted…
Rene was the first to rouse from his unconsciousness and looked around to see where he was. For one thing…where he was ran like clockwork. He could even swear that he was in a giant clock of sorts. But everything was discombobulated…and what’s worst? There was pools of blood everywhere! That alone frightened the vulpix and he ended up clinging to a waking St. Nick. “Oh goodness! What happened?” He groaned as he sat up only to look around. “How did we get here?” For some odd reason, he wasn’t perturbed by the pools of blood around. “I don’t know, but we better get out of here! It’s scary!” Rene whimpered as he helped Santa up on his feet. “That’s a good idea…but where to go?” he asked as he started to walk around and avoiding the pools of blood. Soon Rene’s ears perked as he heard voices. “Huh? That voice sounded familiar!” He started as he held a hand up to his ear. Soon some familiar words came together…. “…do I have to listen to that fucking Christmas music!?” Rene looked dismayed as the voice suddenly rang a bell. “R-R-R-yo?” he stammered. He couldn’t believe what was hearing from the nanny. “My goodness! Such a mouth on that boy!” St. Nick declared but the gardevoir wasn’t done yet. “FUCK CHRISTMAS! BAH HUMBUG!” That made the vulpix tear up and whimper. “Why Ryo? Why? Don’t say that! Don’t be a Scrooge!” He fell to his knees and started to cry while Santa kneeled and comforted the weeping firefox. “Now now dear! He might be just what we need to save us!” Rene sniffed and wiped his eyes. “Really? Why? He doesn’t believe in Christmas!” Santa suddenly lifted Rene to his feet as he looked behind him. “He will soon or else THEY will get us!” He then pushed him as he started to run while strange blob-like creatures with masks started to come after them…
Ryo sighed as he slumped on his seat and took a long draw of his egg nog. “Shit…Christmas never goes right nowadays! I can’t even get in touch with Abi!” Just as he lays the empty mug on the tray a voice rings out from his big screen TV where he plays his current gen and next gen games. “Why Ryo? Why? Don’t say that! Don’t be a Scrooge!” That got everybody’s attention as they leapt to their feet! Even Grimm was on edge as he looked around! “The hell was that!? And how much egg nog did I drink!?” Fui shrugs as he dug out his Katana from behind the couch. “Just one! Maybe you drank it too fast?” The espeon then tossed a staff-like rod at Ryo and he catches it the hidden blades sudden sprouting out from the ends into a double-edge sword all the while floating closer to the TV. Soon an image of a crying Rene appears on the screen along with the face of Santa Claus. “Now now dear! He might be just what we need to save us!” he said in a comforting voice. “Who the hell is that?” Ryo asked while Fui edged closer with his katana drawn. “…Santa?” the espeon questioned with wide eyes. “What? That’s tauros shit! He doesn’t even exist!
The Raging Asian Gaming Nerd Episode ???: De RAGN Saves Christmas!?
It’s Christmas eve and the snow falls quietly on the house of the Kitsunegari family…only to have the snow on the roof become disturbed by Stantler hooves and the soft padding of a Delibird’s feet. The jolly fellow known as Santa Claus makes his way down somehow and as quiet as he can be starts to put presents down underneath the tree…unbeknownst of the strange ominous glow of the TV that was supposed to be off. Stranger still, it seems to awaken the vulpix that’s sleeping on the couch in eager anticipation of ol’ St. Nick and he stirs and sees that jovial ice-type hunched over. That little vulpix happens to be Rene in a nightgown as he gasps at the sight. “Santa!?” was the obvious first words that came out of his mouth. Suddenly the Jolly Ol’ Delibird found himself with an excited vulpix on him and all he could do was laugh jovially. “Ho ho ho! You’re up early aren’t you Rene?” He patted Rene on the head and he pulled away mareepishly like he was called a bad boy. “I’m sorry Santa…but I really wanted to see you! It’s like I’m the only one that believes in you…” He looked down at his feet in sadness as he recalled the day before. “They always laughed at me when I said that I was excited to see you…” Santa seemed to frown only to brighten up and pat Rene on his shoulder. “You better not pout and you better not frown! Because you’re special in the fact that you’ve seen me! Now how on this world did you wake up while I was around?” He looked at Rene quite puzzled and unperturbed by the fact that he was in a female nightgown…
“Would you really want to know?” An eerie voice rang out of the still glowing TV…and it sound similar to Rene’s. “Wh-what!?” the transgendered vulpix sputtered out. “Th-that wasn’t me!” The voice spoke again… “Or is it? If you want to know, come a little closer!” The two looked to each other before they creped over to the TV slowly and Santa reaching out to the TV…only to be sucked into it! “No! SANTA!” Rene yelled out as he grabbed the jolly ol’ bird’s leg and he too was sucked in…and the TV showed a rather disturbing visage that could be described as…Death.
Meanwhile at the studio of Ryuen Clyphus, Ryo Durandal Clyphus AKA The Raging Asian Gaming Nerd is grumbling as he plays on his laptop while having his pet umbreon Grimm on his lap. He’s been trying to get a hold of his girlfriend Abigail for awhile but he has been unsuccessful…now he laments by playing on his favorite MMO and with a sigh. “Another Christmas alone…how long has it been since I celebrated it properly?” He thinks for a moment only to grump as he realizes the reason when he looked down at his pet who simply grinned at him. “Oh right. Going crazy for two years didn’t help in that,” he grumbled. He suddenly turns about to a dark corner of his room only to see that Ryuen has slipped on through with some cups of egg nog on a tray. “Thought that you could use the company…current one made me feel like the odd one out.” Ryo looked thoughtful before he nodded. He knew how that felt with being the odd one out so he understood how Fui felt. “Right. You’re always so thoughtful…especially with me!” He gave a slight smile as the espeon handed him a cup and he sipped on it. “Mmm…haven’t tasted this in forever. Lady Paranoia’s brew, right?” Fui nodded as he placed the tray somewhere and took a cup for himself. “This Christmas has been weird hasn’t it?” He asked which made Ryo grimace. “Of course it has! It’s been forever since I’ve experienced it and the follies are still the same!” As if he saw this coming Grimm hopped off of the gardevoir’s lap as Ryo stood up in anger. “Fucking Commercialism and their want for money! And the shoppers! Oh, don’t get me started on THEM! And how many times do I have to listen to that fucking Christmas Music!? It makes me want to go insane! AGAIN!” With all that anger swelling within him he raised his fists to the air yelled out “FUCK CHRISTMAS! BAH HUMBUG!” His words seem to echo through his room…and even into the TV as the surface ripped while the angry asian gardevoir ranted…
Rene was the first to rouse from his unconsciousness and looked around to see where he was. For one thing…where he was ran like clockwork. He could even swear that he was in a giant clock of sorts. But everything was discombobulated…and what’s worst? There was pools of blood everywhere! That alone frightened the vulpix and he ended up clinging to a waking St. Nick. “Oh goodness! What happened?” He groaned as he sat up only to look around. “How did we get here?” For some odd reason, he wasn’t perturbed by the pools of blood around. “I don’t know, but we better get out of here! It’s scary!” Rene whimpered as he helped Santa up on his feet. “That’s a good idea…but where to go?” he asked as he started to walk around and avoiding the pools of blood. Soon Rene’s ears perked as he heard voices. “Huh? That voice sounded familiar!” He started as he held a hand up to his ear. Soon some familiar words came together…. “…do I have to listen to that fucking Christmas music!?” Rene looked dismayed as the voice suddenly rang a bell. “R-R-R-yo?” he stammered. He couldn’t believe what was hearing from the nanny. “My goodness! Such a mouth on that boy!” St. Nick declared but the gardevoir wasn’t done yet. “FUCK CHRISTMAS! BAH HUMBUG!” That made the vulpix tear up and whimper. “Why Ryo? Why? Don’t say that! Don’t be a Scrooge!” He fell to his knees and started to cry while Santa kneeled and comforted the weeping firefox. “Now now dear! He might be just what we need to save us!” Rene sniffed and wiped his eyes. “Really? Why? He doesn’t believe in Christmas!” Santa suddenly lifted Rene to his feet as he looked behind him. “He will soon or else THEY will get us!” He then pushed him as he started to run while strange blob-like creatures with masks started to come after them…
Ryo sighed as he slumped on his seat and took a long draw of his egg nog. “Shit…Christmas never goes right nowadays! I can’t even get in touch with Abi!” Just as he lays the empty mug on the tray a voice rings out from his big screen TV where he plays his current gen and next gen games. “Why Ryo? Why? Don’t say that! Don’t be a Scrooge!” That got everybody’s attention as they leapt to their feet! Even Grimm was on edge as he looked around! “The hell was that!? And how much egg nog did I drink!?” Fui shrugs as he dug out his Katana from behind the couch. “Just one! Maybe you drank it too fast?” The espeon then tossed a staff-like rod at Ryo and he catches it the hidden blades sudden sprouting out from the ends into a double-edge sword all the while floating closer to the TV. Soon an image of a crying Rene appears on the screen along with the face of Santa Claus. “Now now dear! He might be just what we need to save us!” he said in a comforting voice. “Who the hell is that?” Ryo asked while Fui edged closer with his katana drawn. “…Santa?” the espeon questioned with wide eyes. “What? That’s tauros shit! He doesn’t even exist!
