*You had only turn your eyes from the table you were just sitting at and there it was. Once again you had received and invite from the mystic muscle minotaur and this time you waste no time following the map that came with it. The only part you do not heed is the part about showing up there wearing only a smile. No way you are going about looking for this place in your birthday suit. Not even for him.*

*As you make your way you see others heading the way you are going with their invites in hand and as naked as can be, but on one seems to take note of it. They all reach and well walled gate and press their invites against the lock and the gate opens up for each one and close again. As you take your turn at the gate it opens for you and you enter only to be grab by both arms and held fast by a gorilla and a bear. No clothes....no clothes they say as a big wolf walks up and using his sharp claws ribs off your clothes with just one passing of his hand.* "The Master show me how to do that." said the wolf as the other two just carry you off and down into a large tunnel that is dark and cold.*

*As you reach the other side of the tunnel you find yourself and the two carrying you along in a huge outdoor party. Already a large number of furs, humans and other beings are enjoying themselves with food and drink. Wild music is being played as you are being carried to the top of a hill where the master of this place can be found sitting on his throne. A few furs sitting at his hooves. He raise and all the music stops and the furs below soon gather around as you are set before him and they move back.*

"Welcome my friend. I see you like always have to do things your way and as you can see I do get my way like always. Come and stand at my side"*As you do so the group start to chant and drums sound out each step you take to him. Once you reach his side he raise one of his large muscular arms to bring the group to be quit. He winks at you as he gives his speech.*

Welcome all to The Ides of March. Were we not only celebrate the ides of March, but St. Patrick's Day the full moon for this month, but the Rites of Spring as well. Let it not be said that Mardi Gras has anything on what we will be doing for the whole week."* A loud cheer raise up from the crowd as the mystic minotaur clap his hands and golden goblets appear in everyone's hands as what they love to dink are in them.* A toast to fun and debauchery and a new level of heathenism that even the furry gods that will sit up and take note of it. so enjoy the shows, parades and one another as we cast out winter and bring in spring!!"

*With the toast done everyone goes back to celebrating as the minotaur turns to you and with a wink on his face let's you know you will get to party with him up close and very personal.*

Enjoy my friends, enjoy!

Meanbeard