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A Christmas Meme
1. Real tree or Artificial Tree? Both. I had them both over the years and enjoy what they have to offer in creating a nice Christmas look.
2. Italian lights, LED lights, or Old fashioned bulbs on your tree? Oh give me that old time religion...oh I mean old fashion bulbs and candies on the tree.
3. Do you prefer Tinsel or Garland? Garland. It can be used to hang the elves and fairies to the tree.
4. What kind of ornaments are on your tree? See no. 3.
5. Do you have a favorite? Favorite what? Way of tiring up the elves and fairies?
6. Angel on the tree top or a star? Both. I enjoy by the end of the season to turn the angel into a fallen one and wish on a falling star as I make it fall off the tree.
7. When do you take the tree down? Oh, the day after New Year. Along with the fallen angel and the star and all the smelly dead elves and fairies.
8. Do you have a Nativity Scene (Creche)? Yes, I have a very nice size collection of them that I liberate from the homes that display them.
9. Where do you set the Nativity Scene up? I don't, but most of the ones in my collection come from front yards.
10. Do you celebrate Advent before Christmas? No, to busy pawing off and collecting porn and Nativity Scenes.
11. Do you celebrate the Feast of the Three Kings? No, but I hear from a few of my sons that it is fun.
12. Do you celebrate other faith holidays during this season? Just about everyone of the pagan ones that take place this time of year.
13. Is there a special thing you you do (or have done) with your family at Christmastime? Does letting them live to see another day count?
14. Do you go to church on Christmas, watch it on TV, or nothing at all? OH a lot of ripping ,tearing and mass devouring, follow rest, to start back up at noontime all over again.
15. Have you ever put out cookies and drink for Santa? His reindeer? Yes, but he seems to be immune to the poisons I keep spiking them all with.
16. Did you ever try to stay up and see Santa? Oh yes. And I will again this year too. I can't keep missing him with my sub machine gun all the time?
17. Do you still believe in Santa? If not, when did you stop? Oh yes, and soon all of his secrets will be mine! Bwahahahaha....
18. What is your funniest memory of Santa? Seeing him kissing mom, dad, the terry bear, the gold fish, the dog down the street, the cop, but then they took him to jail after that one.
19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? Why? Do you know the names of every creature you are going to eat that night? Didn't think so.
20. Who are "Hardrock, Cocoa, and Joe?" If I can't eat them or yiff them, I don't care who they are.
21. Do you like it to snow at Christmas? No, I am into a green Christmas myself.
22. What is you favorite Animated Christmas movie on TV? The Year Without a Santa Claus.
23. What is you favorite Non-animated Christmas movie on TV? Black Christmas.
24, Who is your favorite "A Christmas Carol" ghost? And why? The Ghost of Christmas Future. He remains me of my dad.
25. What is your favorite Christmas song (religious)?What? They make songs like that?
26. What is your favorite Christmas song (secular)? Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer.
27. What is your favorite Santa Christmas song?They sing that too? How sick.
28. What is your favorite holiday drink (alcoholic or non)? Does warm blood squeezed from a human heart count?
29. What is your favorite holiday snack food? Anything from McDonald's.
30. Do you prefer hot cocoa or Eggnog? OMG, they both have milk in them. No way I am touching them.
31. What is your favorite Christmas cookie? The same kind I love every day of the year......Chocolate cookies. They are no others.
32. What do you love to eat at your Christmas dinner? Anything that was alive and then killed for my needs.
33. What's your favorite Christmas dinner dessert? Mmmm...chocolate cake, chocolate pudding and chocolate cookies.
34. Do you string up your Christmas Cards, Put them in a card bin, or set them up on a table? I nail them to the wall or door.
35. Do you (have you) ever go (gone) Christmas caroling? Oh no, but I have eaten a few of them. A meal and a show at the same time. I love this country.
36. Have you ever been kissed under the Mistletoe? Yes, and when the fool I hit woke up, that never happen again, I am telling you.
37. Have you ever dressed your pet up for Christmas? Oh yes. I would make little outfits for our pet gold fish, but I guess they didn't like them for they would only just flow at the top of the tank during the Christmas season.
38. What is your most favorite Christmas story? The Minotaur and the Christmas Child.
39. What is your most favorite Christmas memory? Going shopping one year and seeing all of the disappointed children when they found out that most of the toys they been playing with in the store they can't take home. I still smile to this day. :)
40. If you were a "Christmas Character," who would you be? Oh the snow man from RTRNR.
41. Do you open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? Oh, that morning. Its more fun to tied up the kids and watch them see me ripping open their gifts for them.
42. Do you all take turns, or just "dive in" and scramble? Oh the scrambles.
43. Do you like to give or get presents? Oh give them. Its a lot more fun to see the horror on their faces when they open up the gifts.
44. Best Christmas gift you ever received? The news that I would not have to work on another Christmas ever again or hear another Christmas song again, unless I want to hear it.
45. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? A coloring book about safe sex.
46. Were you gracious about receiving it? Oh yes. I just cut off his fool head and drop kick it into a near by tar pit. He love ones are still looking for that head.
47. Most Favorite gift received as a child? My first red wagon. It make it so easy to transport the many dead bodies I would have to the mass grave. Now that was a great gift.
48. Hardest person to buy for? My Mom. Oh she would say....you don't have to get me anything....your love is all I need. And like a fool I fell for that line. Now nothing I get her is good for her.
49. Easiest person to buy for? Me. I love getting me gifts.
50. Have you ever made a Christmas gift for someone? Yes, and they are all still screaming from viewing it to the very day.
51. Have you ever "re-gifted" a Christmas present?Oh yes, many times. That hand make gift gets a lot of mileage from home to broken home.
52. What you hate most about shopping for Christmas gifts? Not having a bigger gun to blow away the fools that try to cut me off in traffic or race to steal my parking place I saw first.
53. What is your favorite "scent" during the holidays?The scent of fear whey someone see that I am not kidding about this being their last Christmas on this earth.
54. Do you go to your company's Holiday Party? I did once and they didn't make that mistake again. EVER!
55. Most wonderful thing about this time of the year? All the happy faces, not knowing how close they are to being a number on the six o'clock news.
56. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? It only comes once a year.
57. Do you do something for a complete stranger at this time of year? Yes, I give them a full meal them make a meal out of them.
58. Do you do something special for yourself at this time of year? See no. 57
59. What do you want for Christmas this year? Peace on Earth. That way I can be The Last Minotaur On Earth.
60. If you had one wish to give to anyone this Christmas, what would it be? For them to live to see peace on earth.
1. Real tree or Artificial Tree? Both. I had them both over the years and enjoy what they have to offer in creating a nice Christmas look.
2. Italian lights, LED lights, or Old fashioned bulbs on your tree? Oh give me that old time religion...oh I mean old fashion bulbs and candies on the tree.
3. Do you prefer Tinsel or Garland? Garland. It can be used to hang the elves and fairies to the tree.
4. What kind of ornaments are on your tree? See no. 3.
5. Do you have a favorite? Favorite what? Way of tiring up the elves and fairies?
6. Angel on the tree top or a star? Both. I enjoy by the end of the season to turn the angel into a fallen one and wish on a falling star as I make it fall off the tree.
7. When do you take the tree down? Oh, the day after New Year. Along with the fallen angel and the star and all the smelly dead elves and fairies.
8. Do you have a Nativity Scene (Creche)? Yes, I have a very nice size collection of them that I liberate from the homes that display them.
9. Where do you set the Nativity Scene up? I don't, but most of the ones in my collection come from front yards.
10. Do you celebrate Advent before Christmas? No, to busy pawing off and collecting porn and Nativity Scenes.
11. Do you celebrate the Feast of the Three Kings? No, but I hear from a few of my sons that it is fun.
12. Do you celebrate other faith holidays during this season? Just about everyone of the pagan ones that take place this time of year.
13. Is there a special thing you you do (or have done) with your family at Christmastime? Does letting them live to see another day count?
14. Do you go to church on Christmas, watch it on TV, or nothing at all? OH a lot of ripping ,tearing and mass devouring, follow rest, to start back up at noontime all over again.
15. Have you ever put out cookies and drink for Santa? His reindeer? Yes, but he seems to be immune to the poisons I keep spiking them all with.
16. Did you ever try to stay up and see Santa? Oh yes. And I will again this year too. I can't keep missing him with my sub machine gun all the time?
17. Do you still believe in Santa? If not, when did you stop? Oh yes, and soon all of his secrets will be mine! Bwahahahaha....
18. What is your funniest memory of Santa? Seeing him kissing mom, dad, the terry bear, the gold fish, the dog down the street, the cop, but then they took him to jail after that one.
19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? Why? Do you know the names of every creature you are going to eat that night? Didn't think so.
20. Who are "Hardrock, Cocoa, and Joe?" If I can't eat them or yiff them, I don't care who they are.
21. Do you like it to snow at Christmas? No, I am into a green Christmas myself.
22. What is you favorite Animated Christmas movie on TV? The Year Without a Santa Claus.
23. What is you favorite Non-animated Christmas movie on TV? Black Christmas.
24, Who is your favorite "A Christmas Carol" ghost? And why? The Ghost of Christmas Future. He remains me of my dad.
25. What is your favorite Christmas song (religious)?What? They make songs like that?
26. What is your favorite Christmas song (secular)? Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer.
27. What is your favorite Santa Christmas song?They sing that too? How sick.
28. What is your favorite holiday drink (alcoholic or non)? Does warm blood squeezed from a human heart count?
29. What is your favorite holiday snack food? Anything from McDonald's.
30. Do you prefer hot cocoa or Eggnog? OMG, they both have milk in them. No way I am touching them.
31. What is your favorite Christmas cookie? The same kind I love every day of the year......Chocolate cookies. They are no others.
32. What do you love to eat at your Christmas dinner? Anything that was alive and then killed for my needs.
33. What's your favorite Christmas dinner dessert? Mmmm...chocolate cake, chocolate pudding and chocolate cookies.
34. Do you string up your Christmas Cards, Put them in a card bin, or set them up on a table? I nail them to the wall or door.
35. Do you (have you) ever go (gone) Christmas caroling? Oh no, but I have eaten a few of them. A meal and a show at the same time. I love this country.
36. Have you ever been kissed under the Mistletoe? Yes, and when the fool I hit woke up, that never happen again, I am telling you.
37. Have you ever dressed your pet up for Christmas? Oh yes. I would make little outfits for our pet gold fish, but I guess they didn't like them for they would only just flow at the top of the tank during the Christmas season.
38. What is your most favorite Christmas story? The Minotaur and the Christmas Child.
39. What is your most favorite Christmas memory? Going shopping one year and seeing all of the disappointed children when they found out that most of the toys they been playing with in the store they can't take home. I still smile to this day. :)
40. If you were a "Christmas Character," who would you be? Oh the snow man from RTRNR.
41. Do you open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? Oh, that morning. Its more fun to tied up the kids and watch them see me ripping open their gifts for them.
42. Do you all take turns, or just "dive in" and scramble? Oh the scrambles.
43. Do you like to give or get presents? Oh give them. Its a lot more fun to see the horror on their faces when they open up the gifts.
44. Best Christmas gift you ever received? The news that I would not have to work on another Christmas ever again or hear another Christmas song again, unless I want to hear it.
45. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? A coloring book about safe sex.
46. Were you gracious about receiving it? Oh yes. I just cut off his fool head and drop kick it into a near by tar pit. He love ones are still looking for that head.
47. Most Favorite gift received as a child? My first red wagon. It make it so easy to transport the many dead bodies I would have to the mass grave. Now that was a great gift.
48. Hardest person to buy for? My Mom. Oh she would say....you don't have to get me anything....your love is all I need. And like a fool I fell for that line. Now nothing I get her is good for her.
49. Easiest person to buy for? Me. I love getting me gifts.
50. Have you ever made a Christmas gift for someone? Yes, and they are all still screaming from viewing it to the very day.
51. Have you ever "re-gifted" a Christmas present?Oh yes, many times. That hand make gift gets a lot of mileage from home to broken home.
52. What you hate most about shopping for Christmas gifts? Not having a bigger gun to blow away the fools that try to cut me off in traffic or race to steal my parking place I saw first.
53. What is your favorite "scent" during the holidays?The scent of fear whey someone see that I am not kidding about this being their last Christmas on this earth.
54. Do you go to your company's Holiday Party? I did once and they didn't make that mistake again. EVER!
55. Most wonderful thing about this time of the year? All the happy faces, not knowing how close they are to being a number on the six o'clock news.
56. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? It only comes once a year.
57. Do you do something for a complete stranger at this time of year? Yes, I give them a full meal them make a meal out of them.
58. Do you do something special for yourself at this time of year? See no. 57
59. What do you want for Christmas this year? Peace on Earth. That way I can be The Last Minotaur On Earth.
60. If you had one wish to give to anyone this Christmas, what would it be? For them to live to see peace on earth.
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