I don't lug where tornados tend to form. So it doesn't affect me and will contine to have anal and oral sex with other males.

Maybe I'm just a horrible person.

You're probably the reason why we are going to be hit with an asteroid.

*starts calling up old frineds from Chicago and warns them* Dude... i used to live there.... that lady was a fucking nut job then and evidently still is.... dear god.... i remember my dad talking about her when i was a kid. and who could ever forget that face i mean seriously..... *facepalms hard and sighs* so glad im out of there but hey i live in utah now... which do you think is worse? lol and my family is all Mormon bwahahaha and im the gay son oooohhh dear christ this makes me laugh and weep at the same time.... but by her logic i get to blame you for my Aspergers then.... well... Thank you for it hahaha tis a wonderus gift... just you wait... soon they'll be blaming gays for 9/11

We here in Kansas will continue our cock-loving ways. Tornadoes are athiests, after all.

You'll be singing a new tune when there's a 'nado in your bedroom and your bedroom alone.

The only tornado in my room will be you, with your pants off.

I've always had an inkling that tornadoes were sluts for skunks.

Mice are also sluts for skunk cock. Pull it out and we'll suck it, guaranteed.

Wanna know whats more hilarious?????

Scott Lively, the extremely anti-gay missionary that traveled to Uganda and other African countries to essentially pave the way for Life-Prison terms for same-sex acts........is running for governer...........in MASSACHUSETTS as an Independant!!

Yep its the election in which the Republican candidate is much more liberal than this atrocious bigot. This race is going to be hilarious. XDDDD

No one has made the horribly obvious "blow job" crack yet?

>->

Nope. Feel free to make it!

Let's all make more tornadoes together!!

I'm going to start calling logic like that "Westboro logic".

I AM GAY FUJIN XDD

Makes me want to go pound some ass.

Great. You're going to kill us all now.

After I'm done, we'll have to create a new category for tornadoes.










Guess it's a good thing that Susanne Atanus is delusional, huh?

What's really weird was I had a dream/nightmare about a tornado last night. -_-

Lay off the homos and you'll be fine.

Next you tell me Christians gonna blame gays for..oh..