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Moxie...
17 years ago
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So, up in Maine, there's this soda called "Moxie."
According to my room mates:
1. This stuff can only be found in Maine and New Hampshire.
2. Apparently it has a hit of vagina flavoring.
3. Old Men drink it.
Now, why the fuck am I making a journal about this stuff instead of doing other things, like, playing WoW or looking for a job? It's because it's soooo fucking bitter, it's disgusting. And yet, at the same time, I can't stop fucking drinking it. It tastes like generic-brand cough syrup mixed with root beer gone bad.
Someone. ANYONE. Explain to me as to why I'm on my third cup of this vile ichor?
Niklo decrees it.
According to my room mates:
1. This stuff can only be found in Maine and New Hampshire.
2. Apparently it has a hit of vagina flavoring.
3. Old Men drink it.
Now, why the fuck am I making a journal about this stuff instead of doing other things, like, playing WoW or looking for a job? It's because it's soooo fucking bitter, it's disgusting. And yet, at the same time, I can't stop fucking drinking it. It tastes like generic-brand cough syrup mixed with root beer gone bad.
Someone. ANYONE. Explain to me as to why I'm on my third cup of this vile ichor?
Niklo decrees it.
-40oz Hyena
I'm a masochist for drinking this stuff.
Even though I don't really know you whatsoever. Everytime I saw your avatar on FA I thought "Wonder how that guy is doing..."
But uhm, that drink sounds interesting. Bitter? Maybe it's a type of ginger beer?
And, whatever this stuff is, it's deliciously vile.
Also. Pussy pops. I wouldn't know about the taste. I hear it's bitter.
UR DOIN' IT RONG
You're a lot stronger than I am...
i hear it tastes bad XD
i don't remember if the camp is in new jersey or pennsylvania though, but hey, it proves your theorey wrong XD
'Cause I have glasses, too.
"Explain to me as to why I'm on my third cup of this vile ichor?"
This may be stereotyping, but aren't zombies notorious for eating things that are less-than appetizing? You know, squishy brains, guts- though I will admit liver is delicious. But still... maybe it's your inner-zombie crying out and going "WELL WE CAN'T VERY WELL EAT OTHER PEOPLE...THIS COMES CLOSE ENOUGH."
;3 Just a thought.
It's either that or the stuff has addictive drugs in it...
Test Subject = Dr. Rockzo the rock n' roll clown.
HE DOES COCAAAAIIIINE.
...Yeah, I'm done. >_>