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Concerning Rumors... again...
11 years ago
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One more day in my life.
So... it's that time again, rumor control.
However, this one is a little different from my norm. It has come to my attention that there is a lot of speculation going on regarding my activities since November. This is not surprising to me. I have always been very involved with the local furry groups so suddenly stopping the furmeets I usually host would of course bring out the curious.
The problem isn't the curiosity... it's that after all this time... Only TWO people have actually asked me what was going on. Don't get confused though. I'm not concerned how many people asked as much as how many are still speculating and have Never asked me.
I'm approachable. I don't have a host of secrets I'm keeping locked away. I mean for crying out loud, I stand up in front of people and tell stories about all the silly, strange, bizarre things that happen to me and laugh with them about those events.
So this message is for the furs who are wondering what's going on...
Please... JUST ASK ME!
Just because I don't post the stuff publicly doesn't mean it's a secret, I just prefer to hand out the details of my life myself... seeing as how it's MY life. :)
Email, notes, whatever, just feel free to ask. It's better than hearing all these rumors which are way, WAY off.
So here are some of the rumors that have been popping up since my break...
1. Rumor: I had a major break up and am no longer with my husbands. Reality: Not true... or even remotely close. Still together, still mates.
2. Rumor: I've been banned from some of the local meets. Reality: If I have, no one bothered to tell me.
The truth is, I have a new job which started in November, and I now work weekends which just so happens to be the number one time when folks plan meets. So I don't always find out in enough advance to ask off.
3. Rumor: I have two penises. (Also) I have three testicles. Reality: Who are all these people speculating about the structure of my genitalia?! And why, especially given the nature of social media these days, aren't they just asking for pictures of it like everyone else? Actually, in all fairness... I think the folks asking these questions are playing up the whole wierdness of the rumor about me supposedly being a hermaphrodite... Well, if you're making rumors to give me material for my show, don't bother. Life has that covered for me. No, really, it is more than capable of giving me material. Not to mention if folks are looking for credits for starting a rumor that gets mentioned in my show, just remember, I don't issue credits in my shows. :P
Which brings me to the point of this: If you wnat to know what's going on, just ask me. If there is an expert on me out there... it's probably me, so go to the source! And if you really want to know what my genitals look like... I'd love some new artwork... maybe a trade? :D
However, this one is a little different from my norm. It has come to my attention that there is a lot of speculation going on regarding my activities since November. This is not surprising to me. I have always been very involved with the local furry groups so suddenly stopping the furmeets I usually host would of course bring out the curious.
The problem isn't the curiosity... it's that after all this time... Only TWO people have actually asked me what was going on. Don't get confused though. I'm not concerned how many people asked as much as how many are still speculating and have Never asked me.
I'm approachable. I don't have a host of secrets I'm keeping locked away. I mean for crying out loud, I stand up in front of people and tell stories about all the silly, strange, bizarre things that happen to me and laugh with them about those events.
So this message is for the furs who are wondering what's going on...
Please... JUST ASK ME!
Just because I don't post the stuff publicly doesn't mean it's a secret, I just prefer to hand out the details of my life myself... seeing as how it's MY life. :)
Email, notes, whatever, just feel free to ask. It's better than hearing all these rumors which are way, WAY off.
So here are some of the rumors that have been popping up since my break...
1. Rumor: I had a major break up and am no longer with my husbands. Reality: Not true... or even remotely close. Still together, still mates.
2. Rumor: I've been banned from some of the local meets. Reality: If I have, no one bothered to tell me.
The truth is, I have a new job which started in November, and I now work weekends which just so happens to be the number one time when folks plan meets. So I don't always find out in enough advance to ask off.
3. Rumor: I have two penises. (Also) I have three testicles. Reality: Who are all these people speculating about the structure of my genitalia?! And why, especially given the nature of social media these days, aren't they just asking for pictures of it like everyone else? Actually, in all fairness... I think the folks asking these questions are playing up the whole wierdness of the rumor about me supposedly being a hermaphrodite... Well, if you're making rumors to give me material for my show, don't bother. Life has that covered for me. No, really, it is more than capable of giving me material. Not to mention if folks are looking for credits for starting a rumor that gets mentioned in my show, just remember, I don't issue credits in my shows. :P
Which brings me to the point of this: If you wnat to know what's going on, just ask me. If there is an expert on me out there... it's probably me, so go to the source! And if you really want to know what my genitals look like... I'd love some new artwork... maybe a trade? :D
But then we'd just look pathetic and lonely, like we had no lives! Isn't that right, Mr. Blockhead?
*ventriloquist dummy's head falls off*
See?
How can anyone come up with a rumour if they start off asking for the facts??
Much better to start off with just a glimmering of facts such as, 1) you claim to exist, 2) you have or have not shown up at this furmeet or that furmeet, and 3) you claim to have genitals.
The speculation and rumours that can be generated from just those three elements with a light application of imagination & envy is nearly limitless.
Anyone spouting a rumour about you from that mix is sure to be regarded as a “person in the know” and granted celebrity status amongst the imaginative types who believe everything they hear.
Facts? Rubbish!
Wielder = (Existence X Furmeets + Genitals) - Facts
Those are some funny rumors though! lol
Then headdesks...
ow.
just saying.
XD but yeah i hasn't called recently cuz i knew you started yer new job and i dunno when's a good time to talk and chat and stoofs.
...Now I wonder what rumors people have about me. (Or, more likely, "the guy with the ferret suit", since there's STILL a lot of people who have no idea who I am out of suit... which I guess says something about my fursuiting skills?)