...or whatever intangible form that it has that I can attempt to claw at! I just got back from experiencing wonderful weather in downtown Atlanta and now it's all cold and shit for the whole week in Cookeville.

Awesome news...it's gonna warm up by Friday!

Not awesome news...it's gonna rain...THE WHOLE DAMN WEEKEND.

Why weather? The absolute shit is your problem? Winter is freakin over....stop being cold and let me enjoy warm weather in the Nashville/Cookeville areas for ONE WEEKEND before you decide to take a crap full of thunderstorms and tornadoes all over everyone's parade.

I know that April is just around the corner and all but that doesn't mean you have to start all your bs now. I mean hell IT FUCKIN SNOWED yesterday morning....AGGH. Seriously just make up your freakin' mind already!

And I swear to all that is unholy if you pull your "But Kc...April showers bring pain and suffering until May, where I contemplate whether or not I want to continue throwing a couple of surprise tornadoes throughout the Summer." I will strut my unhappy ass all the way up your poorly kept driveway and completely wreck all of your shit.

With Love,
Kc Cobalt