[X] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you. (They deserve the verbal abuse)

[X] You have run into a glass/screen door.

[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

[X] You have run into a tree/bush.

[X] You have been called a blonde.

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (No I just tried!)

[X] You just tried to lick your elbow. ((LMFAO!! IM A DITZ!))

[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune.

[X] You sang them to make sure.

[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it

[ ] You type with three fingers or less.

[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

[X] You have fallen asleep in class.

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[X] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[X] You have eaten a bug by accident. (It happens...)

[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket.

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.

[X] You break/lose a lot of things.

[X] You tilt your head when you're confused. (I do this on purpose most of the time... What can I say, I'm a fox lol...)

[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (Lol yeh..)

[X] The word "um" is used many times a day.

[Um...] You don't know what "um" means.

[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (oh yes)