Congrats and thank you to my friend  SilverTehCoyote for being the original/first 300th watcher! I don't normally give out prizes for being a lucky number, but I might make an exception for Silver 'cause he's a friend!

Of course, this means if any of you unwatch me right now and then rematch me, you'll be the 300th watcher and you'll get a gift too!

Er, wait, no.