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11 years ago
OMG guys I need your help!
I dunno what happened, was so totally surprised when my regularly monthly bill for rent came in! I just don't have the money guys, please help!
If I don't get it soon I'm gonna be homeless!
Oh, I've also recently adopted 2 dogs, 5 cats, an alligator, 3 kangaroos, a lion, and a golden eagle. I can't afford food or vet bills for any of them! I don't care about my own life but please guys, my pets need help and I can't pay the billz and we're all going to be homeless together! D:!
*looks shyly down at his paws* I... I have also been diagnosed with the black plague.. without treatment I may only live another few months but I need help to pay to even see a doctor...
Please guize, every bit helps, I luff you all and I promise to be a better person <33333333333 Any porn you see of me has already been paid for, there's no way I could possibly ask an artist who hasn't started a commission for a refund.
Disclaimer: I know some really do suffer on hard times. But please take a moment and realize how ridiculous this all sounds before you donate your hard earned cash to any beggar on the internet.
I dunno what happened, was so totally surprised when my regularly monthly bill for rent came in! I just don't have the money guys, please help!
If I don't get it soon I'm gonna be homeless!
Oh, I've also recently adopted 2 dogs, 5 cats, an alligator, 3 kangaroos, a lion, and a golden eagle. I can't afford food or vet bills for any of them! I don't care about my own life but please guys, my pets need help and I can't pay the billz and we're all going to be homeless together! D:!
*looks shyly down at his paws* I... I have also been diagnosed with the black plague.. without treatment I may only live another few months but I need help to pay to even see a doctor...
Please guize, every bit helps, I luff you all and I promise to be a better person <33333333333 Any porn you see of me has already been paid for, there's no way I could possibly ask an artist who hasn't started a commission for a refund.
Disclaimer: I know some really do suffer on hard times. But please take a moment and realize how ridiculous this all sounds before you donate your hard earned cash to any beggar on the internet.
Mwahahahaha.. ahaha.. haaaa I'm hopeless.
RE: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10083209/
Love this journal by the way!
...or actually, OMG I'M SO SORRY FOR YOU LET ME AND TWENTY OTHER ARTISTS GET TOGETHER AND DO A CHARITY AUCTION. WE'LL MAKE YOU HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS AND NEVER MAKE ART FOR WHOEVER WINS :D
Dragons never give up part of their hoard without getting something of greater value in return. You should know this... soooo, since money can be exchanged for goods and services... exchange money for Nemmy & Omega pic? XD
And then your financial woes are solved!
Sending you 1.000.000 $ immediately! But give me that alligator!