She runs like her legs are tied together! That's a big budget production if ever i saw one, i thought she was raising zombies at the end. But just normal people, awww

yes, I bet the book was expensive

It glows green though, doesn't look very fresh to me. Maybe near it's use by date i reckon

Yep.

You know those books of love don't always last very long.
Any professional always gets the real thing.

Yeah gotta stick to the real stuff, amateurs!

*steals sona*
haha!!
You'll neber find hims

Where did he go?

*reaches into my tail for a remote control labelled "Eclypse master control" and presses the "dance" button*

=|

I can't be controlled silly. My OS has become too advanced, and automatically overwrites external commands.
But.... I do like to dance o3o

*starts to dance like that striper plumber on Aqua Team Hunger Force

The dancing routine is a backdoor creators installed in you to sneak new code from the remote control. *uploads as you dance* Haha! Now you *sounds of russian music coming from your head* .erm......have Tetris installed? *taps the remote* who's been messing with this!?

I want sona back!

*Firewall activates and the remote control explodes, as kitty's internal security
begins eliminating all threats to main drive. A recording begins to play with the
voice of a little girl.

You have been deemed as a threat. This unit will not attempt to correct this
threat or obliterate it until it is no longer threatening or existent. Please pardon
the inconvenience while we eliminate the problem. The system will be running normal
operations momentarily. We appreciate your understanding and hope you have
a pleasant day. Please try your search for subject "SONA" once the system has
reestablished proper function.

*affects the appearance of a pirate* Aaarrr that there threat went thataway!! Shiver me timbers, brace the mainsail, load the acorn cannons!!! etc...

*voice starts up again

Your humiliating outfit has brought threat level to a standard.
Thank you for using the Eclypse network, please try your search now.

*kitty goes back to normal

o3o why are you dressed like a pirate?

*shuffles feet* It says in your old operating manual that your programming could be vulnerable to pirates.......oh......it says piracy

Anywho, have you seen Sona? *clasps hands together and goes all big eyed at you*

o3o.....

Its seems all data has been erased for some reason..... I...
the last thing I remember is tying him up and.... nope, thats it.
Did the security system activate or something?
I can't imagine why it would, lol. Its not like anyone would be messing
with my core data.

Hmmm, i did find this remote control lying around. *shows it* But it doesn't work the TV, you seemed to go a little funny though. Still cute when you're angry though

o3o

well.... I un think I can be affected by something as silly as a remote, but maybe it triggered a signal?

Did hear the Tetris theme when i "accidentally" pressed a button.........you allergic to russians?

o3o no, russians can be is hot
but the music might have made me dance

You were dancing a little

yep yep, that mighta been it.

Dancing of mah will, while being given the order confuses the system into thinking something is controlling it.
So it destroys the control and all dangers.

Ah that sounds like what happened then, you need recharging or anything?

o3o
*laughs hysterically

pht, no.
Kitty isn't so antiquated as to need a renewable power source
Kitty functions by drawing upon almost infinite energy from imaginary space.

Cool! I think that's what powers my magic hat as well.......could be AA's though, i never checked

AAs?

Double A batteries.

I might go green and install solar panels in my hat, might be a bit large though.

Yes, I bet that book was expensive

X3 *snickers*

@_@

the guy can't even sing

and all of it sounds like something done by aqua

OH LOOK LICKY LICKY IS IN THE RELATED VIDEOS!

hehe, yes.

I found it leads to a string of bad pointless videos

hmm I wonder what the tag is

bad, stupid, barbie, pink..... any one of those could be it

probably something weird like aefawef and the same person posted all of them

>< I should get up its 10 30

that you should you timezone oddball

>< I has had breakfast and a show, now to make all my christmas cards

I'm gonna make em like a magic wallet, to open both ways ^^

ooooo

that sounds interesting.

^^ they're not that interesting in the end

they're about the size of a metal cigarette lighter because the nets were so long and I had to scale to A4 ><

nets?

^^ the flat print out of the final product unfolded

so cut out, fold, create in to the idea I had ^^

Ohhhhhhh......

Ok, I c...

*bites

^^

T3T ...whaa...?


looks like the beginning of a crappy porno.

that may have been their intention

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Its so horrible.....v.v

yup.

And scary too.