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I'm so old!
17 years ago
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My god! I feel like an old man. All of my joints hurt, I'm grumpy, and I had to walk down town for like three hours. I am really not looking forward to getting old, even though I can yell at the damn kids to stay off my lawn, and be grumpy and do nothing for no reason.
woollfen
~woollfen
I don't fear growing old. I won't become grumpy. I'm too crazy and reckless to become grumpy.
Areion
~areion
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I'm going to be a grumpy old man with a catapult and a lasso on my yard to keep the kids away.
woollfen
~woollfen
I'll shoot kids with my paintball gun and invite them to shoot back
