Hey guys, first year of my PhD will end soon. I hope I can take some commissions and do some writing for myself later on next month.

So anyway. I keep hearing about these JO crystals that people are buying to charge up. You know, just wearing them around town, hanging with their bros, during sesses and what not... So I have this weird question for any of you that may know. If I give my crystal to a lady what happens? Especially if she wears it attached to a body piercing?

*Sits there awaiting answers with a flicking tail and gnashing teeth.*