Where are you staying?
Main Hotel

What day are you getting there?
Thursday, Early Afternoon

How are you traveling?
Helicopter

Who will you be rooming with?
A football

How is the best way to find you and what do you look like?
I'm huge, with red hair. Approach from the front.

Are there any panels you might be attending?
Yeah! The Dreamkeepers one. I really like that comic

Will you be suiting?
I prefer the term imagineering

Do you do free art?
Yeah. I put on a free show at nearly every con I'm at.

Do you do trades?
POGs only

Do you do badges?
That would lead to paper cuts

What is your gender?
Vitamin C

How tall are you?
10
THOUSAND inches

Can I talk to you?
I don't know, CAN you? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Can I touch you?
I don't know, CRAN YOU!? AH! STILL FUNNY

Can I visit your room?
*pulsates on the floor* I DON'T KNOW! CAAAAAN YOU!?!?

Can I buy you drinks?
*bleeds out of my ears*

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Not if Mr. Clean has anything to say about it.

Are you nice?
In short bursts!

How long are you going?
All night, baby.

Do you have an artist table?
I couldn't get one! It genuinely makes me a little sad that I missed out on getting a table.

Will you be going to parties?
Yeah. It's a con that gives out fried chicken. The whole hotel is a party.

Will you be performing?
Actually *deep breath* At 4:30 Saturday afternoon I will be performing a musical show where I will sing, dance, play guitar, beatbox, play the recorder, dance some more, make dubstep wubs, and maybe strike a pose. I would really appreciate it if you came out because if you don't, who will? I'm really proud of this show and I want the chance to share it with you. I will also be DJing Saturday night at 10:30. Unts unts.


If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Just introduce yourself and say hi. I want to meet everyone there. That's why we go to these things.

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
I'll either be eating, suiting, or on stage. Literally my 3 favorite things.

What/where will you be eating?
The mothaflankin' sponsor lounge. This is the best place ever to be a sponsor so be like me and fork out the extra bucks. Totally worth it.
Actually don't. That will just make the line between me and my fried cheese even longer. MY cheese.

Can I take your picture?
It might steal my sole! Then I'll need a new shoe.

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Put on a good show and maybe sell enough CDs to pay for my hotel room.




IN REVIEW:
Live music show where I sing and stuff (looper show) is Saturday at 4:30 pm in Main Events.
DJ set runs Saturday night from 10:30-11:30 at the dance.