You can't trust rabbit neither! The minute you leave sum carrot cake lying around unattended they sneak off with it like little fluffy ninjas!

That's just being cute! *twirls her fingers in her dimples at you* >:3

Why you little... C'MERE!!!! D8< *reaches for*

EEek! *gives a little fake scream and dances around just out of your reach*

TMNS anyone?

LOL.....And would their Master be a turtle? (I know Splinter isn't a squirrel, but it's close)

Nope it'll be a rabbit or a ferret

How about one of each?

Sure

Coolness! Two senseis!

^_^

I detest squirrels. The little fuzzy tailed rats. Looking all cute but willing to blow themselves up to advance some squirrelly agenda of total world domination. Dogs know, ask any dog what they think about those filthy rodents.

*Grabs cellphone*

*Dials*


'Hello there. I would like some hazelnut icecream.'

'Yes Agent S, it's me. The mission went as planned I see.'

'Don't ask how I know, I have sources. Your payment will be in a nondescript suitcase in a dumpster outside the usual location... provided the opening is delayed the promised two weeks.'

'We had a deal Agent S, I want a delay, damage or no. They'll learn not to spurn our contracts in future!'

That poor squirrel
and now it's being framed to pay for the damage while it's human negligence that caused it to be able to get into the electrical equipment. That community should be paying damage to the squirrel's widow and kids!

What? Buy 'em a bag of peanuts?

Well that or shares in a peanut plantation.

Piss on that. The little booger had no business getting inthere in the first place! One small bag of peanuts and that's my final offer!!

Hmm...Let me discuss that with my clients.

*goes into the backroom and some back and forth squeeking ensues for 20 minutes*

Ahem. My clients will agree to these terms, if the bag of peanuts will be a monthly thing for the next 2 years. And on condition the electrical equipment will be made squirrel proof to prevent another casualty. And as a sign of goodwill the squirrels will agree to provide some sporadic entertainment for the local residents.

I believe these terms seem more than fair for all parties involved... So do we have an agreement to settle this case on?

I think not. One stupid (and I mean that literally) squirrel isn't worth more than one bag of peanuts. We stand by our offer, and believe it to be much more than sufficient reparation. Take it or go climb a tree. *sets a bag of nuts on the table and stands to leave*

Ah well, I tried...
I told them they should have hired some one who actually went to law school....

Don't you know they're just too squirrely to do things right? It's in their genes.

Yeah should have figured I was working for peanuts...

*drum roll and cymbals clash*

Squirrel + my four cats = safe building and fat cats!

Now you're talking!!! Cats rule!!