So I am once again putting on a swanky party at my overly swanky weird ass murder filled house!!

Those of you in the area are invited IF and ONLY if, you ask and I approve, I will be a dick about who can come and who cant only because SOME of my friends don't mix.

Rules are
1) Drama will not be tolerated, if some should arise you will be asked to leave
2) destruction of property you will be asked to leave
3) brooding in the corner saying how much life sucks, you will be given a ham
4) licking the walls will result in an untimely death

Some people told me there coming but haven't contacted me in a while, if your one of those people please either note me or comment here.

I'd like to keep this as small as possible.

Also, this is the first... erm... birthday party I've ever had so I'm sorry if I ever kinda SUCKED at making this party, I will be trying to get hooka though!