After a quick talk with a friend and not putting much thought into it, here are my life priorities:

1. Me
2. Partner
3. Fapping
4. Food
5. Friends
6. Living Conditions
7. Good Alcohol

I can't help my partner if I can't help myself first. Fapping/sex is seriously some of the best medicine to feel better and really, c'mon, who doesn't like doing it. Food for survival, man's gotta eat to live. Friends before living conditions because you can always count on 'em to shack you up for a bit until you can find a good way to pay them back and, finally, good alcohol, cause noth'n and I mean nothing, beats the feel of a tumbler in your hands and a $300 bottle of scotch over the rocks... 'Cept maybe a good fap.

Now, given the time I had to come up with these, I might reflect back from time to time and really give it some thought as life goes on. I'm only 24, shit changes and I won't be afraid to admit that. Lets see where this takes me, though.