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11 years ago
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1) An employee overheard me talking about Family Guy this morning and goes "Oh, I love that show! My favorite character is that one guy that does the funny stuff." I asked her which one. "You know, the guy in the white shirt that does the stupid things. I also like that girl, she reminds me of myself." I ask her what the girl looks like. "I don't remember."
2) Someone calls and asks if we're hiring. I tell her we are. "Which shifts are you hiring for?" I tell her morning and lunch. "What hours are the morning shift?" I tell her 6 to 11. "Oh, you guys are open in the morning?"
Enjoy, people. This is my daily life.
2) Someone calls and asks if we're hiring. I tell her we are. "Which shifts are you hiring for?" I tell her morning and lunch. "What hours are the morning shift?" I tell her 6 to 11. "Oh, you guys are open in the morning?"
Enjoy, people. This is my daily life.
2. It's so lovely to know that someone who wants to be hired knows nothing about the job they want. Also hilarious.
Shadey, you have my sympathy. I mean, I already knew that more than 90% of the universe was retarded and stupid, but this is just sad. *hugs tightly* Hang in there.
It's not even enough to know one extra language, because we are just between The Asian District and Little Mexico. We'd need to learn Spanish, Vietnamese, Korean, and whatever language of Jive the black people talk. At least a full third of my customers during a day either need a translator, or have to guess our way through what it is they want.