I'm not sure that you are fully convinced that I am a student here. No matter how many times I swipe my card, you are all like "iunno, you look rather dangerous and I haven't seen you around before now. I can't let you in." and then you go on to make your rather annoying "you've been rejected" noise to let everyone else know my card is invalid.

Rest assured, even though I am known to be a bit accident prone, I have never broken anything worth more than 20 dollars. I am a bit dangerous but more to myself than others, and I am most likely to prevent the dorm from catching on fire from sheer stupidity like the SAE frat house did 2 weeks ago.

I'm even a full time student. I attend classes 15 hours a week! There are even times that you let me in and then I leave for like an hour and then you suddenly change your mind.
Do you think you could stop? I have more than enough proof that I live here.

Much love,

Kc Cobalt